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#4
Quote by Ichikurosaki
I once got "Maybe"

.. :/


haha thats awesome



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#5
I once got one from a local chinese restaurant that had advertisements on the back. Pretty lame.
#6
I've never had a fortune cookie...


Had plenty of misfortune cookies though. Lost my wife to one of those.
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#7
I got one that said simply 'Bugger'.

True story.


Not really, I don't eat cookies.
D-U-F-R-A-I-S


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#8
I noticed this too. The last few I've gotten have been absolutely horrid. And it was nothing you could add "in bed" to the end of it.
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#11
Quote by Kensai
I've never had a fortune cookie...


Had plenty of misfortune cookies though. Lost my wife to one of those.


6/10

You're losing your touch, Kensai
#12
"Eat Me"


On the back...

"Not me , the cookie ****"


That would be funny as hell
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#13
Truely Inspirational these new batch of fortune cookies are.
#14
All fortune cookies are awesome playing the, "in bed game"

"you will travel... In bed!"
#17
"'Bout time I got out of there."
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#19
Ha, I was playing with a fortune cookie app on someones iPhone last night and it read, "Something good will happen to you".

BTW, I got laid last night.
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#20
Quote by NinjaSlayHuman
I got one that said "You are almost there."

okay...


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#24
Quote by gallagher2006
6/10

You're losing your touch, Kensai


Well you're losing your face

Quote by theotherguy7145
There there, i haven't had one either.
I haven't had a wife for that matter either.


I envy you =/
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#26
I got one that read "You will recieve a cake in your near future"
I believe I have it somewhere. If I find it I'll upload it, k?
#28
Quote by yankovicfan3125
I got one that read "You will recieve a cake in your near future"
I believe I have it somewhere. If I find it I'll upload it, k?


Suddenly...YOUR BIRTHDAY
#29
That's pretty lazy. Next one's probably going to be something like "You are most likely eating at a Chinese restaurant."

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#31
Quote by gallagher2006
Suddenly...YOUR BIRTHDAY

No it was like 5 months off. And the chinese dude didnt give me thus said cake either when I asked for it. I even showed it to him.
#32
Quote by IKnowItsWrong
"Eat Me"


On the back...

"Not me , the cookie ****"


That would be funny as hell



wow, that could honestly contend for one of the most unfunny jokes I've ever heard, ever.


EVER.
#33
"You will be fortunate."

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#35
"Your blessing will become your curse, and your curse will become your blessing."
#39
"enjoy your food"

yeah
wtf
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