#1
My cats gone missing, do you know where she is?

She was pregnant as well and she hasn't come back for food in like a week



If you know where she is please tell me!


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#2



But still it is unfair on the kitty
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#3
She's obviously having a nervous breakdown from getting knocked up. How will she go to college now? What are her parents gonna say?

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#4
No.
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#6
tasted like chicken...

.. i mean, no
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#8
It probably gave birth to the kittens somewhere and is staying there with them
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#11


And some people are gonna see this thread and think

"who are these bastards that are laughing at this poor guy?"
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#12
My cat died yesterday. His name was Hairy.
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#13
yea, some kid beat it with a bat
everything purple tastes like grape
everything blue tastes like blueberry
everything pink tastes like watermelon
everything red tastes like strawberry
everything orange tastes like orange
everything yellow tastes like lemon