my 12 year old brother has his first girlfriend and is asking about sex

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#1
what do i do?

do I just tell him to be careful, and tell him about contraceptives and such? do I tell my parents? Do I tell him not to have sex?

I really dont know what to do
#3
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what do i do?

do I just tell him to be careful, and tell him about contraceptives and such? do I tell my parents? Do I tell him not to have sex?

I really dont know what to do

thats pretty hot.
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#5
tell him not to. If you're not getting any, no one is.
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#9
Tell him how babby forms and how gurl get pregnant.
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#13
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Can you even have sex at 12..?


I could.

Just tell him what he needs to know....AIDS etc.
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#14
show him the movie teeth. after he watches that he wont want to have sex.
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#17
assuming a practical demonstration is out of the question, just tell him the safety stuff and so on
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#20
tell him about contraceptives and the possible consequences of sex. you're not going to stop them doing it, so just make sure he knows how to be safe.
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#21
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Yeah, tell your brother to lay off the porn.
nah, lay that **** on! it'll be a lesson.

anyway, I'd tell him not to go having it at 12. seriously.
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#22
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Tell him all girls have a "vagina goblin" that will eat his penis if he puts it in her.


"Pillow Pants"

12 is WAY too young for such things
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#23
holy crap people, for once this is not a joke thread, I really mean this. I don't know what to tell my little brother.

I personally think he's too young for sex, but then again who am I to tell him that?
#24
Tell him not to. Seriously, 12? That is way too young. Im 15 and I have no plans to do that anytime soon. Im happy with 3rd base.
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#26
Quote by CoreysMonster
what do i do?

do I just tell him to be careful, and tell him about contraceptives and such? do I tell my parents? Do I tell him not to have sex?

I really dont know what to do

They grow up so quick.

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#27
Best you tell him about contraceptives and STD's...do you honestly think he wouldn't do it because you told him not to?

EDIT: Obviously tell him to wait until he's older...don't know if he'll listen though.
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#28
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Tell him all girls have a "vagina goblin" that will eat his penis if he puts it in her.

named Pillow Pants?


EDIT: Beaten.....


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"Pillow Pants"
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#29
Personally I'd tell you're parents, so they can have "the talk" and slap him for even thinking of having it so young.
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#30
Tell him to watch "Teeth". It'll put him off sex for life.
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#31
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Personally I'd tell you're parents, so they can have "the talk" and slap him for even thinking of having it so young.


do you really think that would work? if your parents told you to not have sex, would that stop you?

I think the best thing I can do is to be honest, tell him I think he's to young for sex, but that if he absolutely must I would tell him about contraceptives.

good idea?
#32
be ashamed he will probably have sex before you.


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#33
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"Pillow Pants"

12 is WAY too young for such things


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named Pillow Pants?


#34
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holy crap people, for once this is not a joke thread, I really mean this. I don't know what to tell my little brother.

I personally think he's too young for sex, but then again who am I to tell him that?

You're his brother. If he's anything like my younger brother he looks up to you and will want your advice. Just tell him he's too young. He might just be curious and not actually thinking about ****ing her.
#35
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do you really think that would work? if your parents told you to not have sex, would that stop you?


It'd make me want to have sex more. just human nature to want to do what you're told not to to see what happens.
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I'd like to see any of those meathead homophobes look a Spartan in the eye and call him a fag.

#36
wasn't there an episode of the fresh prince like this? I think ashely had a boyfriend (actors looked around 13 at the time ) and she was all asking Will about sex?
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#38
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Tell him not to. Seriously, 12? That is way too young. Im 15 and I have no plans to do that anytime soon. Im happy with 3rd base.


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#39
Well I had sex on my birthday for my 13th
At that age you already get boners and all that nothing really fascinating, but just give him condomes and dont go to your parents and tell them.
just talk to him and dont look at him weird hes ****in growing up

Edit: Why is everybody saying hes to young ? Just let him live, not like when your parents said that weed is bad, you didnt smoke it.
He just wants to be more like you
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#40
Have him carry around a doll that continuously cries for a week. Then kick him in the balls and have him pay you $800 bucks a week (what he'll lend up paying in child support.) That'll learn him.
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