#1
I went to Madrid to see my sister who lives there. I had already been there many times before 'cause it takes just three hours to go there from where I live. Anyway, I was staying at her house a whole week so one day we decided to go to the cinema. We were on our way to the cinema and we went by a computer shop. The display window showed many computers which had different pictures on their screens. And on one of them was a picture of a girl sitting with her back on a tree and she looked exactly like me! of course she couldn't be me, but we stayed there for a while looking at the picture and couldn't believe what we were seing.

so now, what's the weirdest thing that ever happened to you?

(sorry for my English)
#2
this one time, when I was 7, I was at my grandpa's house, with a telescope. I was going to see Hale Bopp, but my parents got bored and went inside. Soon after, I saw some very large round objects rising at ridiculous speeds, not two blocks away from my grandpa's house. they rose straight up, and then in an angle of about 150 degrees they shot into they sky and disappeared.

alien spacecraft, or military airplanes? you decide.

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#5
When I saw Hattie Carroll get struck down for no reason.
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#6
The weirdest thing that happened to me is the impression of "Déjà Vu."

Like this thread.
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#8
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The weirdest thing that happened to me is the impression of "Déjà Vu."

Like this thread.

Clever.
#9
some people with a canadian flag were singing the canadian anthem going down my street with lights on the car, im in america...
everything purple tastes like grape
everything blue tastes like blueberry
everything pink tastes like watermelon
everything red tastes like strawberry
everything orange tastes like orange
everything yellow tastes like lemon
#10
weirdest thing that happend to me was i walked into my grandma's kitchen and out of no where a beer bottle was thrown at me... no one was in the house but me
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#11
a minute ago i was laying in bed not moving, and i heard a weird noise from inside my dresser, it was like "heffru... heffru scree"
then i realized it was my cat dreaming.
#13
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#14
two years ago, i was driving along the main road in my town, it was summer and it was downpouring so i'm driving kinda slowish, and i see this guy walking along the side of the road wearing a wet suit, facemask, snorkel, and diving belt.
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#16
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I was talking and all of a sudden my balls fell a little and I started talking deeper.

Any ideas?

youre obviously part alien and need to be dissected
everything purple tastes like grape
everything blue tastes like blueberry
everything pink tastes like watermelon
everything red tastes like strawberry
everything orange tastes like orange
everything yellow tastes like lemon
#17
Weird **** happens to me ALL the time when I'm high, otherwise not so much. Sometimes it's coincidence like the time I came to school and two other people were wearing the exact same shirt as me, and when I bump into old mates so randomly.
#18
Quote by the gift

(sorry for my English)




Your English is better than that of most native English speakers here.
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#19
Tried to poison my brother's best friend when I was 6 because I wanted to know what death looked like...

I was at Staples this one day and some person in the line (I was at the pens, so I was able to see the counter) got pissed off at the cashier about some expired coupon or something And completely flipped out and threw some of those pens that were at the checkout at him. Well, cashier calls 911 and has him arrested for assault in front of his sobbing wife and kid. He presses charges and the guy tries to take the cop on, and so the cop tazers and pepper sprays him right there in the store before his partner handcuffs him. He ended up with a simple assault against the cashier (A misdemeanor) and assault on a police officer, resisting arrest, resisting arrest with violence, assault on a police officer with a deadly weapon (his keys), and whatever else. He apparently got 3-5 years on the felonies when I talked to that cashier later.

Best day ever at Staples....
#21
Quote by the gift
Your English is better than most native English speakers here [/QUOTE]
.thanks


Your quoting skills are less than adequate though.


Weird things don't happen to me. I make weird things happen to other people.

Edit: I'd like to put on a bear suit, sneak into someone's house, wake them up and tell them "c'mon we have to go save the world."
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#22
I was at blockbuster and this dude walks in and he's literally got three snakes wrapped around him, and one of them is bigger than he is. The staff started flipping out.

I also ran into what looked like a serial killer on the greenbelt. I started feeling nervous but as I walked by he tipped his head up to me (as if a greeting or something) and we walked past eachother. Probably because I looked like a serial killer as well
#23
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Your English is better than most native English speakers here.
thanks

However your quoting is not.
#24
Quote by Chaos Nil

I was at Staples this one day and some person in the line (I was at the pens, so I was able to see the counter) got pissed off at the cashier about some expired coupon or something And completely flipped out and threw some of those pens that were at the checkout at him. Well, cashier calls 911 and has him arrested for assault in front of his sobbing wife and kid. He presses charges and the guy tries to take the cop on, and so the cop tazers and pepper sprays him right there in the store before his partner handcuffs him. He ended up with a simple assault against the cashier (A misdemeanor) and assault on a police officer, resisting arrest, resisting arrest with violence, assault on a police officer with a deadly weapon (his keys), and whatever else. He apparently got 3-5 years on the felonies when I talked to that cashier later.

Best day ever at Staples....

, ****ing awesome.
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#25
Quote by Trefellin
Your quoting skills are less than adequate though.


Weird things don't happen to me. I make weird things happen to other people.

Edit: I'd like to put on a bear suit, sneak into someone's house, wake them up and tell them "c'mon we have to go save the world."

You be a bear, I'll dress as Zeus. Oh, we'll make a day of it!
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#26
A few years ago, I was taking a trip and i saw a kid with a telescope. I was flying not two blocks away from their house, so I rose straight up, and then in an angle of about 150 degrees I shot into the sky. ****ing kids watching me.
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#27
This one time a group of guys I met at school invited me over to watch "The Prestige". I was enjoying it and then for some reason this guy named Jake put a porno on. I remember feeling so uncomfortable..and then before I knew it dicks were out and a circle jerk was starting....
#28
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When I saw Hattie Carroll get struck down for no reason.


Good song.


Mine was when I was going across the hall to sleep in my parents bed (hey I was 4) and I saw a shadow that looked like a man.
In diesem Herz hab ich die Macht.

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#29
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When I saw Hattie Carroll get struck down for no reason.


When I read about Kensai asking his dad for a handjob >_>
The DNA results show that Jeremy Kyle is a nob.


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#31
emo party.. I made a thread about it but I can't seem to find it


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#32
When a guy demanded that I get into his car...so he can smell me...
Her friends are gazing on her,
And on her gaudy bier,
And weep!-oh! to dishonor
Dead beauty with a tear!
They loved her for her wealth-
And they hated her for her pride-
But she grew in feeble health,
And they love her-that she died.
#33
semi-recent weird things. Second is rather long, and was written as a prose recantation of the story, but you get the idea.


https://www.ultimate-guitar.com/forum/showpost.php?p=18482931&postcount=1078
https://www.ultimate-guitar.com/forum/showthread.php?t=852085

One more:

I used to work as a delivery guy. One day while standing in a gas station I was apparently air strumming. The cashier said, "you play guitar?"

"Yep."

"Dude, don't ever go to Ultimate guitar dot com. The mods there are dicks, especially this dude named Carmel. He fucking banned me man."


^that was like two weeks after I became a mod.