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#1
Average night, chatting with Kensai (Kjell) over msn.


[22:14:17] Kjell - says:
You BASTARD
[22:14:23] Kjell - says:
I just got the wrong window
[22:14:29] Kjell - says:
and typed "I wouldnt mind a handjob" to my dad


I have nothing more of value to add, it just made me laugh. A lot.

Discuss.
#4
I'm going to murder you in your sleep.
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#5
Quote by Kensai
I'm going to murder you in your sleep.

Quote by Tire Me.
Raping her in front of other people would be morally wrong.

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wtf290 uses make bubbles feel like crap
Its super effective!
#6
Quote by Kensai
I'm going to murder you in your sleep.

Quote by shattamakar
The only advantage of home-schooling is that it gives you good reason to commit suicide.


Hit this once or twice, and you'll be twice as nice.
#7
Quote by Kensai
I'm going to murder you in your sleep.

lulz
everything purple tastes like grape
everything blue tastes like blueberry
everything pink tastes like watermelon
everything red tastes like strawberry
everything orange tastes like orange
everything yellow tastes like lemon
#9
Quote by Kensai
I'm going to murder you in your sleep.

I hope your dad can fit his arm through prison bars.
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#10
i was expecting something stupid

but got lots of lolz
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wy is yer mad at muy gramhar fer?


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jimmybanks youre a genius.


aparently i ar smrt?
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jimmybanks youre a genius


GO SENS GO
#12
Quote by Kensai
I'm going to murder you in your sleep.

toni :: we're only liars, but we're the best says (22:16):
So I hear you and your dad are pretty close
Kjell - says (22:16):
I'm going to kill sam...


You might wanna get some Kjell-proof windows, Sam.
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OddOneOut is an Essex S&M mistress and not a pirate or a computer program.

#13
And, because it's Kensai, everyone will laugh, despite it not being funny.
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PlayMadness, you give me hope for mankind.

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PlayMadness - Jesus 2.0

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Society's doing great. There's a rise of people like PlayMadness. I feel pretty good about the way things are going.
#14
Strong lulz ITT.
Quote by shattamakar
The only advantage of home-schooling is that it gives you good reason to commit suicide.


Hit this once or twice, and you'll be twice as nice.
#15
Quote by OddOneOut
toni :: we're only liars, but we're the best says (22:16):
So I hear you and your dad are pretty close
Kjell - says (22:16):
I'm going to kill sam...


You might wanna get some Kjell-proof windows, Sam.



Its ok, Swedes are like vampires. They need to get permission to enter homes.
#16
Quote by PlayMadness
And, because it's Kensai, everyone will laugh, despite it not being funny.


+1

From now on whenever I see a kensai related story I am making one up about you. Congratulations for your potential new e-fame.
Any spelling or grammatical errors written above are because of my inferior brain to yours. Good job, you won life.
#17
Quote by minibrowny
Its ok, Swedes are like vampires. They need to get permission to enter homes.


Fun fact: Sweden hasn't fought in a war for nearly 200 years.

The more you know.
#18
Quote by minibrowny
Its ok, Swedes are like vampires. They need to get permission to enter homes.

That's not true. I have proof!
Quote by Renka
OddOneOut is an Essex S&M mistress and not a pirate or a computer program.

#19
Quote by OddOneOut
That's not true. I have proof!


Puh-lease, I removed all the stains.


And my dad just ignored it, though I cant help feelin he's being more hostile than usual towards me.
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#20
Quote by Kensai
I'm going to murder you in your sleep.

Why not just...rape him?


Mwaha.
Quote by Tire Me.
Raping her in front of other people would be morally wrong.

Quote by Bubbles516
wtf290 uses make bubbles feel like crap
Its super effective!
#22
Quote by ScottElwood
+1

From now on whenever I see a kensai related story I am making one up about you. Congratulations for your potential new e-fame.



Quiet, you.
#23
Quote by minibrowny
Its ok, Swedes are like vampires. They need to get permission to enter homes.

Swedes? Direct descendants of the Vikings? Permission to enter homes?

"Excuse me, sorry to disturb your sleep at this time of night, I was just wondering if you would mind if I burst into your house, raped your daughters, killed your sons, and pillaged your town?"
🙈 🙉 🙊
#24
Quote by PlayMadness
And, because it's Kensai, everyone will laugh, despite it not being funny.


don't hate the playa, hate the game.
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LazyGuitar
enjoy being reported for harrasment

LazyGuitar was a mod btw

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you dont know how much this new found ability to get porn means to me. Woooh!
#27
Quote by Kensai
I'm going to murder you in your sleep.



KatehMonster
Quote by Nilpferdkoenig
Dude, if you were a lesbian asking out another lesbian in a man forum we would be going crazy too.
Quote by zerosystem
just because you're a girl and you get more pussy than me doesn't give you the right to brag.
#29
Quote by Kensai
Puh-lease, I removed all the stains.


And my dad just ignored it, though I cant help feelin he's being more hostile than usual towards me.

Yeah? Well my dad is scarred man, SCARRED.

ScottElwood: so where is this made-up e-stroy then?
Quote by Renka
OddOneOut is an Essex S&M mistress and not a pirate or a computer program.

#31
Quote by OddOneOut
Yeah? Well my dad is scarred man, SCARRED.

ScottElwood: so where is this made-up e-stroy then?



Yes, you little oik. I want my scandal.
#34
Give him a foojob
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How about you don't insult my friend's dead mum, you prick.


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Too be he had to be a dick about his crayons.
#36
Atleast I'm not a complete wuss like Sam:

Browny is a connossieur of socks. säger:
i have a phobia of clowns
i went to the circus and cried
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#37

I havent chuckled like this in a while
" Did You know, in Tibet, if they want something, do you know what they do? They give something away."

"Do they ? That must be why they're such a dominant global power."
#38
Quote by Kensai
Atleast I'm not a complete wuss like Sam:

Browny is a connossieur of socks. säger:
i have a phobia of clowns
i went to the circus and cried


I ****ing hate clowns, they're the ****ing devil. If one ever tries to do **** to me, I'll **** him up. ****ing creepy assholes.
I love Foxy Shazam more than you.



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#39
Quote by Kensai
Atleast I'm not a complete wuss like Sam:

Browny is a connossieur of socks. säger:
i have a phobia of clowns
i went to the circus and cried



Oh, I don't mind. Up until about the age of maybe 6 I wore a yellow Wolverine outfit. Permanently. All the time. I adored it. Even when swimming.
#40
Don't worry Kensai, if you need help seeing these abusive rotters off then I'm happy to give you a hand.
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Neopowell, that's because you are a pumped-up sex offender.
Quote by Kensai
You're exactly the kind of person who'd have sex in a bar drunk
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You're a terrible, terrible man. This is a new middle for you.

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