Page 1 of 3
#1
Whats your best excuse for not doin your homework?
My name is jonas.


I may not be stupid, but I sure ain't smart!
#2
Racial handicap
I want to work in revelations, not just spin silly tales for money.I want to fish as deep down as possible into my own subconscious in the belief that once that far down, everyone will understand because they are the same that far down.
#3
Its chillin in mah room man. (its actually worked before too)
In order to live, you must be ready to die

R.I.P. DIO


FUCK JUSTIN BIEBER


Quote by Metallica_AC/DC
a mental asylum called Mike



Quote by Masamune
That's cuz you mad...Mike.

Sorry, had to get my corniness out of the way.
#4
Fap.
Quote by denfilade
For a moment I thought velcro shoes were ones with the whole bottom made of velcro

She could walk up your pubes with those

Quote by kannon
this post has aids
Quote by NinjaSlayHuman
and 07'ers will always be well-respected members of UG society.
#6
That I left school 3 years ago and shouldnt be getting homework.
" Did You know, in Tibet, if they want something, do you know what they do? They give something away."

"Do they ? That must be why they're such a dominant global power."
#9
Quote by tremeloud
Racial handicap


You french?
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
#10
Quote by imdeth
I accidentally asked my father for a handjob. He then beat me severely and hospitalized me for weeks.


Stop bullying Kensai imdeth!
If life gives you oranges, say "f*ck oranges" and bail.

Hey You!
#11
I'd rather spend my time enjoying the wonders of life and nature than be cramped inside doing work on stuff I've already learned and worked on in class.

Common sense, man. Common ****ing sense.
#12
i was busy doing other homework (86% success rate)
Quote by SleightOfHand
****in right budday! grunge is the shiite!

didnt read ur post tho so dont know what im agreeing to.

Quote by horloko
Good. More centaur pussy for me.

Quote by myearshurt


God bless you GrungeBeatle


#13
Quote by imdeth
I accidentally asked my father for a handjob. He then beat me severely and hospitalized me for weeks.



your never going to let him forget that are you
" Did You know, in Tibet, if they want something, do you know what they do? They give something away."

"Do they ? That must be why they're such a dominant global power."
#14
I'm sorry sir, I forgot my binder with my homework at home. See I brought my math binder! Of course sir, on your desk tomorrow.
SCALD
Quote by Phill-Rock
That, or being absolutely broke - though you always find money for cigarettes, then end up even more broke.

so true ^.
_______________
Quote by k1ng_pooh
what in the name of satanus is a bass?

Quote by smb
I think it's a type of fish.


PM me for GP5
#15
guess what I should be doing now....

I just go with the ever classic "I forgot".
You're using UG classic, congratulations.
You should be using UG classic.




E-Married to Guitar0Player

http://the llama forum because its gone forever which sucks and I hate it.
#16
Quote by loubot123
That I left school 3 years ago and shouldnt be getting homework.

not good enough
Quote by Meths

I don't think any words should be censored.

Especially faggot since homos aren't real people and all.

Quote by sam b
Man City wont win anything and finish below Arsenal.

city: 3rd + FA cup winners.
arsenal: 4th
#20
Credit crunch
If that fails, then call racism
This will get you out of any situation
ohai little sig.
#21
'Because you're fat and no one will ever really love you ... bitch' I was somewhat of a teachers pet.
#22
Quote by Demonikk
Credit crunch
If that fails, then call racism
This will get you out of any situation


Ahh yes. Blame it on the credit crunch

"I couldn't afford to do it!"
#23
Well I was going to do it, then I realized the structured educational system is just a way for The Man to corrupt the mind of the youth so I refuse to do engage in your process of stripping me of my individuality.
#25
I did... Are you seriously trying to tell me you can't see the writing on that paper?

Or

My grandmother ate it, yeh alzheimer's is a terrible condition
I've Made You A Drawing of a Giraffe Fucking an Elephant. Notice How His Moustache Looks Just Like Mine.

Your Mother's Got a Penis
Last edited by faultyy at Mar 8, 2009,
#26
Quote by metaldud536
I'm too busy trying to catch them all.


My Growlithe ate my homework.
#57 in UG Top 100 2010!

I really ought to get my username changed...
#27
I forgot my book in my locker.


If you're a good enough student, it'll work everytime.
Quote by Jackal58
Nothing is stranger than being anonymous.
#28
i like passing university

...so i do mine...
Sell and Promote your music TuneHub!



wy is yer mad at muy gramhar fer?


Quote by jimmyled
jimmybanks youre a genius.


aparently i ar smrt?
Quote by dyingLeper
jimmybanks youre a genius


GO SENS GO
#30
Quote by JimmyBanks6
i like passing university

...so i do mine...



Learning is for people with ambition...
#32
Quote by jetfuel495
Let it be, it's not like the #1 UGer will mind



Your nose is officially in his arse.
#34
Im a growed up
DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING
and
CAREFUL NOW


No man needs a holiday more than the man who has just had one.
#35
Quote by Echoplex
^What is that that happened with Kensai?



he promised his dad a handjob
Quote by imdeth
Centorium you dick
I keep lookin behind me,You're amazing at this


Quote by Aerokizzombie
Dam,Cent, ur repeating man scares the shit out of me, its so true


Quote by CodChick
Omg Cent,Ive been havin nightmares because of u


Quote by MCMXCII
**** you man,I was just going to bed


I'm scary
#36
''...I Was Drunk Last Night... and I'm Still Drunk Now... What'dyou Call Me... *knocks the ****e of the teacher*''
Gear;
- B.C. Rich Warbeast Bloodbound
- B.C. Rich NT Zombie 5-String Bass
- BOSS GT-10 Multi Effects TANK!
...In other words, I'm taking a giant dump on fender owners who use pods.
#37
"i didnt want to"
Peavey JSX
Marshall 1960A
Ibanez S470 DXQM
Boss DD-6
Dunlop Original Crybaby
#38
i have no arms
everything purple tastes like grape
everything blue tastes like blueberry
everything pink tastes like watermelon
everything red tastes like strawberry
everything orange tastes like orange
everything yellow tastes like lemon
Page 1 of 3