#1
This isnt a dead baby thread per se. I really am actually wanting to see how many people have read the dark tower series by stephen king. If you have, you would know the answer. Just curious as to how many other guitar players have read the series.
#3
It didn't knew how to drive a car.
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
#4
to escape the pet cementary?
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#6
I've read it, but for the life of me I can't remember.
Too many little details, I need to plow through them again.
#8
I've only read the first book so I don't know (damn expensive books grrr).

because it was stapled to the chicken perchance?
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#9
Because it wanted to feast on the flesh of other babies?


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#10
I've read the books, AMAZING, I wish everyone would read em. But I forgot
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#13
I've read the two comic series >_>
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#14
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I've only read the first book so I don't know (damn expensive books grrr).

because it was stapled to the chicken perchance?


Dude, I got the last three in hard cover for 12 bucks at half.com Go search em... NAO.
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#17
It crossed the road because the cemetary was on the opposite side to the hospital and it was in a coffin.
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#18
because it was stapled to the chicken

from one of the best scenes in the book , the riddling contest when trying to outsmart the crazy train.....

I love the dark tower, and the series as a whole is definitely worth a read....books I - IV are masterpieces, books V & VI are poopy dumps that are basically filler and are the main reason i am reluctant to re-read, I liked book VII and the artistic ending, but it angered many fans....
#19
stapled to chickens foot.
because blaine is a pain, and he won't play your silly games

he who does not remember, has forgotten the face of his father.
#21
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I liked book VII and the artistic ending, but it angered many fans....

It's been a while since I read them, I need something clearing up.
Was it implied that Roland would eventually reach the end of his quest if he kept going (hence, the addition of his horn) or was that his downfall, and it was an impossible mission to begin with?
#22
dont mean to hijack but ive been reading the stand and everyone reckons its his best book and i just cant get into it? whats everyone else make of the stand?
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#25


i just read that part yesterday actually. i started the series recently because i kept hearing it was awesome. i'm loving it so far.
#26
^ V and VI suck, they will absolutely kill the series for you. DO NOT READ PAST THE CODA ON THE SEVENTH BOOK
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#27
Revenge
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#28
I tried a dead baby joke thread like 2 years ago. That sucka got closed.

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#29
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It's been a while since I read them, I need something clearing up.
Was it implied that Roland would eventually reach the end of his quest if he kept going (hence, the addition of his horn) or was that his downfall, and it was an impossible mission to begin with?


note: *spoilers below*!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Well its like this....for the "perfect" artistic ending, Roland would repeat the quest over and over for all eternity, and that would be the beauty and horror of infinity --end of story....

but because readers are so emotionally caught up with roland ---the above ending seems too harsh a pill to take---so SK threw his readers a bone by introducing variations (such as the horn) for the next cycle so we could hold out some hope--but i think the end of the day, that violates the cyclical nature and "ka" and "what is written" and all that, that the series is based on....
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#30
because it was stapled to the chicken.
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#31
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because it was stapled to the chicken.


im sorry but thats kind lame
#32
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im sorry but thats kind lame

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#35
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just saying

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#36
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This isnt a dead baby thread per se. I really am actually wanting to see how many people have read the dark tower series by stephen king. If you have, you would know the answer. Just curious as to how many other guitar players have read the series.

......yes yes Eddie pwns, It was stapled to the Chicken, and thus Blained get's pwned and die cause he sucks at life and can't figure out a simple joke...
#37
I actually didnt mind the last two books, sure they werent as good per se as the first 3 but they werent terrible, and the whole dues ex machina thing was cool, he put himself in the book. The way the series is connected with most of his other books is pretty cool. Does anyone remember any of the other riddles?