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#1
ok so i guess prom just happened here...and it made me think of how crazy it could be

so does anyone have any crazy prom stories.?

get laid? get in a fight?

did the band play good or bad?

anything?


prom stories!
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I thought this said "Crazy pr0n stories".
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i did too.
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#11
Well, there was this one time where this chick was sucking a dude off, and it started blee-....


Oh, PROM!!!


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#12
Never been. I've always been to "hip" to attend. This year I'm going though, cause I gotta date! OH YEA! IN YOUR FACE LOSERS! I'M GETTIN LAID!


Actually, probably not.
#13
I didn't go.

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#14
in order to have a crazy prom story i would have had to go to prom. it's too late now. i had a really ****ty time in high school.
#15
I didn't plan on going to either of mine. I ended up going to both. The first one, my junior prom, I got asked to go by a friend. The day before prom. That was quite an...experience.
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#16
Ehh, I'm going this year as a Sophomore with my freshman girlfriend, simply because I can because the school has me listed as Junior.
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#17
This one time I went to prom and my date was a bitch.

The end.
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I thought this said "Crazy pr0n stories".
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#19
proms always suck at my school, just a crappy dj that plays pop and hip hop
maby we(me & my peoples) should have an anti prom with live metal and hardcore (and some good punk) local bands
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This one time I went to prom and my date was a bitch.

The end.

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#21
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I thought this said "Crazy pr0n stories".
I am disappoint.

i saw it on the list of threads and i skimmed over it like 3 times, all 3 times i thought the same....
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#23
one of my old teachers who is obsessed with me thinking were in love with eachother and killed my parents and brother 3 years ago escaped jail and found me at prom and 1 by 1 killed each of my friends along with several hotel employees... i was able to escape him although he killed my boyfriend and ran to my aunt and uncles house. he followed me there, escaping the hotel in an employees uniform and as i hid in my closet he found me and tried to kill me but right before he could the officer Winn shot and killed him
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i never went to prom
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yes...sure =]

id love to
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proms always suck at my school, just a crappy dj that plays pop and hip hop
maby we(me & my peoples) should have an anti prom with live metal and hardcore (and some good punk) local bands

br00talz man! rebellion rulez!
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one of my old teachers who is obsessed with me thinking were in love with eachother and killed my parents and brother 3 years ago escaped jail and found me at prom and 1 by 1 killed each of my friends along with several hotel employees... i was able to escape him although he killed my boyfriend and ran to my aunt and uncles house. he followed me there, escaping the hotel in an employees uniform and as i hid in my closet he found me and tried to kill me but right before he could the officer Winn shot and killed him



dude that should be a movie!
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dude that should be a movie!


did i mention i have nightmares about the night he killed my family?
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#28
Your prom just happened? In March?

And don't most proms just hire DJs now? I don't know of many bands that play bass-heavy music that people can rub up against each other to.
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#29
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did i mention i have nightmares about the night he killed my family?



dude..this should be a book...AND a movie!
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Your prom just happened? In March?

And don't most proms just hire DJs now? I don't know of many bands that play bass-heavy music that people can rub up against each other to.

Mines not til next month.
#31
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Your prom just happened? In March?

And don't most proms just hire DJs now? I don't know of many bands that play bass-heavy music that people can rub up against each other to.



yeah..sorry...im thinking of like "Back to the Future" prom..when they played with a band and ****


oh well..
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yeah..sorry...im thinking of like "Back to the Future" prom..when they played with a band and ****


oh well..

that movie is the whole reason I learned Johnny B. Goode and why I went back to the 70's and beat up my moms abusive boyfriend.
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damn...does that guy know that someone ripped his story from him?

like that movie is almost the same as his life...

if i were him id sue..
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#38
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HEY! What the helllll??? bitch stole my story!

all that therapy and traumatizing experience and someone freakin steals my story!
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#39
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proms always suck at my school, just a crappy dj that plays pop and hip hop
maby we(me & my peoples) should have an anti prom with live metal and hardcore (and some good punk) local bands


That sounds like a pretty terrible experience.....
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