#1
lads. i have to write a myth for english class tomorrow. does the pit have any ideas?
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#3
The Great Fairy of Thread Making

She dies because she gets everybody to do the work for her.
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#4
hmm...judging by the start that this is off to
INB4 epic fail
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#5
Well, there's this myth, that if you stick your penis in a meat grinder and start grinding, that it will become imbued with the most wonderful powers ever, whatever you want! Doesn't that sound awesome!?!

Go on, try it out!
#6
Your face is a myth

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#8
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Your face is a myth

So's your mom.
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Karvid is sexy

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Why is it that some folks quote praise from other members in their sig lines?
Its lame.
#9
A guy is born from a virgin and goes around pissing people off so they nail him on some boards. He then comes back as a zombie to do some more magic tricks.
#10
A thief steals a mystical ring from an evil being which corrupts all which it touches. This ring has tremendous powers, and the evil being wants it back at all costs. The ring can only be destroyed if dropped into the heart of his fortress, an icy river. With the help of his two short friends, the thief and his flying friends the eagles seek to destroy the ring.

Wait a minute...
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#12
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So's your mom.

So's your moms face

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#14
The myth of the Anus with a fully functional mind of its own...and how he declared war on the Schincter King of the North.
#15
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So's your moms face

So's your grandma.
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Karvid is sexy

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Why is it that some folks quote praise from other members in their sig lines?
Its lame.
#16
One day, a man asked for help writing an English paper in the Pit and got help.

Of course this is a myth. It could never come true.
#17
Theres the myth that Metallica could write a good album
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#18
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So's your grandma.

Back off bitch, back the fuck off.

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youmakemesmile...

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Berserker.
#19
There's cameras in ham.

They call them hameras.


Kudos for those who get it.
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#20
be creative, make up your own superstition or something. like how white dogs are the host for the demons that haunt people. just throwing out an idea...


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Theres the myth that Metallica could write a good album


there is also a myth that a fan of soulfly would be taken seriously when they give a opinion about music...
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Everyone knows that the day the Metallica ends, the world ends.
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#21
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there is also a myth that a fan of soulfly would be taken seriously when they give a opinion about music...

Theres a myth that no opinion on music should be taken seriously, not even from a guy that likes Metallica.
#22
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Theres a myth that no opinion on music should be taken seriously, not even from a guy that likes Metallica.



or the useless input from a guy named "dud"...
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