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Personally, Dental drill straight into the eyeballs, and then into the ears to turn the ear canals into absolute mush and then stab it into the forehead, and drill it in for the final blow.

But that's just me.
*Insert witty boisterous relic of seemingly useless allegory for means of simply amusing a random personage*

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#2
Quote by physicsdummy
Personally, Dental drill straight into the eyeballs, and then into the ears to turn the ear canals into absolute mush and then stab it into the forehead, and drill it in for the final blow.

But that's just me.


do u realize that statement is a sure clue that ur a psychopath?

but i would choke them with banana bread
#3
Break their neck, or decapitate them with a Nordic battleax. Something Br00talz.
#5
I would ask Jesus to bless their soul and then I'd smother them with a pillow and lay a bible next to them.

/typicalchristiananswer

jk, A pick axe up the rectum sounds good

/typicalpsychoanswer
#7
chop their limbs off, let animals feed off them, make them watch as i destroy their family then drop them off a building to be hit by a truck before impact
everything purple tastes like grape
everything blue tastes like blueberry
everything pink tastes like watermelon
everything red tastes like strawberry
everything orange tastes like orange
everything yellow tastes like lemon
#9
Paper cuts. Thousands upon thousands of paper cuts.
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#10
Quote by Scope9990
Paper cuts. Thousands upon thousands of paper cuts.

I'd buy them your amp


no I'd probably fibre wire them hitman styles
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'79 Greco Les Paul Standard
Airline Stratotone Crafter GAE8

A bunch of funky pedals

Handwired 50 Watt Plexi Lead Clone w/ Orange 4x12
#11
Bamboo splinters in the fingernails,
then hang them by their hands and give them acupunture with galvanized nails
I'm FAT!
#12
Quote by druz15_UG
I'd buy them your amp


no I'd probably fibre wire them hitman styles





BURN
#13
od on sleeping pills, I'm not a sadistic psycho like some of you guys
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A guitar made of wood?
That's such a ****ing brilliant idea!
#17
grab a triple rec and turn the volume up. wayy up
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I'd hit that like Carmel hits the ban button.
#18
This thread sucks.

I'd probably just put poison in their wine or something.

Cuz I'm classy like that.
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#20
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make them listen to the whole avenged sevenfold discography.

You're sick!
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#21
the most ****ed up way to kill someone (i didnt come up with this idea, a wierd guy i knew did) would be to use a large meat grinder to put them in, and then have a tube attached to the end and that goes into thier mouth... so they eat themselves...
really, really, ****ed up and disturbing.
#22
Wow, enough brutality in this thread to fuel an entire Cannibal Corpse album...
Church burning is good for the (social) environment

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It's like you take vodka, and then dilute it down until it's pretty much water, but still call it vodka, and proceed to pretend to get heavily wasted off it.
#23
I would ask them to kindly vacate the area before I have to call necessary authorities.

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#24
Quote by Capitalistklok
the most ****ed up way to kill someone (i didnt come up with this idea, a wierd guy i knew did) would be to use a large meat grinder to put them in, and then have a tube attached to the end and that goes into thier mouth... so they eat themselves...
really, really, ****ed up and disturbing.


i almost died inside...
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Quote by Capitalistklok
the most ****ed up way to kill someone (i didnt come up with this idea, a wierd guy i knew did) would be to use a large meat grinder to put them in, and then have a tube attached to the end and that goes into thier mouth... so they eat themselves...
really, really, ****ed up and disturbing.

you're wrong about that one.

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#26
I'd convince them i have very rare wine in my basement, and when they get there, i chain them to a wall and build walls around them.

Edgar Allan Poe FTW
#27
if you start with the eyes then they cant see whats coming......
Soon you will sit on the bench
of those who deny I have my soul
You sell a dream you create
Condemned by what you condemned before
Smooth are the words you sing down and high
Underground is your joy your laws
#30
I'd kill everyone they love, grind them up, cook them them in some chilli, then feed said person the chilli, and when they're finished, i'll tell them what they just ate, and then they'd go mad and eventually kill themself
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#31
Texas Funeral.

Or i'd cover someone in tiny cuts, smother them in honey and stake them out over an anthill, giving them food and water and shade so they dont die of starvation of dehydration.
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#32
Quote by SGibson666
I'd convince them i have very rare wine in my basement, and when they get there, i chain them to a wall and build walls around them.

Edgar Allan Poe FTW

For the love of God, Montressor! Poe is the Ywngie Malmsteen of literature sans over inflated ego
Church burning is good for the (social) environment

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It's like you take vodka, and then dilute it down until it's pretty much water, but still call it vodka, and proceed to pretend to get heavily wasted off it.
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#33
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Snoo-snoo!

"What are you, gay?"

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Berserker.
#36
Quote by Zero-Hartman
"What are you, gay?"

no, just a misogynist.
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I have no opinion on this matter.
#37
Quote by XxDethmetalxX
For the love of God, Montressor! Poe is the Ywngie Malmsteen of literature



poe hated when people offered him donuts?
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See the FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU- thread, he's a God amongst men.

^^ about me


Confucius once say: "Women is like jazz music, 3/4 jazz time, 1/4 ragtime."

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