#1
hey, why don't do...(do something)
my favorite reply is hey, why dont you shut the hell up
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#4
Hey, why don't you go fuck a horse?

and shut the hell up while you're at it
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#5
hey, why dont you shut the hell up


EDIT: I say, "What?" a lot, even though I heard them the first time.
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+1 Maus24

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#8
hey, why dont you shut the hell up
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#9
hey, why dont you shut the hell up

Also, "no u".

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#10
hey, why dont you go take a flying **** at a rolling doughnut?

i almost never say this in real life, because i love it too much, and im worried that people will start saying it constantly and ruin all my fun. so dont say it, for the love of god.
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#13
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hey, why dont you shut the hell up

Also, "no u".

HA i say that too, i love no u, woot arby n chief
everything purple tastes like grape
everything blue tastes like blueberry
everything pink tastes like watermelon
everything red tastes like strawberry
everything orange tastes like orange
everything yellow tastes like lemon
#14
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HA i say that too, i love no u, woot arby n chief

GrammarJesus condemns you.
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#15
Ey Capurnicus, navigate yourself to the back of the line. Favorite when used when my girlfriend tells me shes pregnant.
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#16
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GrammarJesus condemns you.

i aint got no time to use none of yalls grammaticalticular language skills
everything purple tastes like grape
everything blue tastes like blueberry
everything pink tastes like watermelon
everything red tastes like strawberry
everything orange tastes like orange
everything yellow tastes like lemon
#23
That is an excellent suggestion and I would definitely take it into consideration
#24
Hey, why don't you come back to my house and we can talk over some coffee and dessert, you fucking bitch.

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#25
Hey, why don't you go jerk off an infant?
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#26
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hey, why dont you shut the hell up


EDIT: I say, "What?" a lot, even though I heard them the first time.


So do i.. i say what then realise what they said, and hear them say it again.
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#28
"or not"

With a dripping disdain, its great- its like "shut the hell up"... IN A CONVENIENT AEROSOL SPRAY!!
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#31
So how's the fairy fan club going you fairy faggot mother ****er?
"Ignorance runs rampant through this virus we call life, dead one day, alive the next, never breaking a stride. As I take it all in and realize, nothing we do can stop it, I release the hatred from my eyes, only to feel it within."
#34
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#35
or you could do the thing they totally dont expect and listen to what they say, you never know,

ex

1 minute your telling them to shutup the next you have a 12 inch knife playing dodgem's with your spinal cord. eh?