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Does Clorox kill herpes? Some drunk wrestler/tool in my dorm just rubbed his face against my doorknob. He has mat herpes from wrestling with sweaty dudes. I rubbed down the door with lots of Clorox wipes, but I'm not convinced.

Also, revenge ideas?
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#2
It'll kill 99.99% of the herpes.
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#3
nothing says revenge like a knife in the arm

or paint his room with lead based paint when he's not there
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#4
give him chlamydia. use your imagination on how to achieve this task....
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"Rubbed his face on my doorknob". That's a euphemism I tell ye.

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#7
Needs Icy Hot, imo.
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Is there supposed to be any correlation that your user name is STD jumbled up?
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#12
Clorox only makes it worse. The herpes are going to be more powerful now.

You probably have it.
#13
Heat up the doorknob untiil it's red hot. For revenge, smear anthrax into his pillow.
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This. Why would you use Clorox to wipe it? That's a horrible idea.

he should use Gamma Radiation! it would make Hulkes! you wouldnt like Hulkes when theyre angry....
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Obvious answer here is to use Icy Hot instead of Clorox
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#19
You won't get herpes from touching a doorknob. But if you do somehow get it, I think rape is in order.
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#21
The only way you can get rid of it is with saliva. So I suggest you start licking your door knob.
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Does Clorox kill herpes? Some drunk wrestler/tool in my dorm just rubbed his face against my knob. He has mat herpes from wrestling with sweaty dudes.

Also, revenge ideas?



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yeah bleach will do it, but it cant stay viable on surfaces like that for very long anyway, it really only spreads via direct contact with an infected person.
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replace the doorknob? im sure it's not that expensive
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#31
Rubbed his face on your door knob? Hmm...

You have herpes don't you, TS? The Pit sees your ruse.
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#34
get a condom, fill it with water until it is HUGE on a piece of a cardboard box lubed with vaseline, then transport it with the cardboard onto his bed and roll it off gently. when he tries to move the giant water filled condom, it pops on his bed.

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