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#1
So UG, what makes you lose your marbles? What really eats at you??


*Waiting for the first couple of fail attempts at a "thread starters annoy me" jokes*


What drives me crazy? Watching people chew their food, or drink from straws. How about you pit?
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#2
The sound of people chewing enrages me beyond belief.
No joke.
Also, when black people are obnoxiously loud.
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#3
Sexual frustration
People coughing when it's deadly quiet and I'm trying to concentrate.

Man that last one really gets on my nerves!
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#4
Crazy people. I can't stand to be around crazy people.
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#5
Everyone.
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#7
My bosses inane whistling in from his desk behind mine, I've been close to turning and launching my stapler at him before
#8
cats
old people
people who think everything they do is correct
the time when you want something to eat but you dont know what and when you do figure it out its not there so you start again,

stuff like this annoys me
#9
When things that involve me is arranged without me. That should cause death sentende in my Kingdom!
#10
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My bosses inane whistling in from his desk behind mine, I've been close to turning and launching my stapler at him before

So your boss sits behind you and whistles? I think he's telling you how you could get a "raise".
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#12
People


God dammit
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#13
My Brother and Sister.
Sitting In college with nothing to do.
When trying out a new guitar in a store and someone just has to turn their amp up louder.
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#14
When people talk to you like you where a kid.
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#15
The eating thing pisses me off too, but to the extent that I get really irritable and anxious. I can't be within earshot of anyone eating or I start ****ing fuming and calling everyone a pig and run into my room mumbling profanities. I don't know why I take it so far.

And people driving down the road by my house in their noisy Golfs and Fiestas doing 80.
#16
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My Brother and Sister.
Sitting In college with nothing to do.
When trying out a new guitar in a store and someone just has to turn their amp up louder.



Sooo sooo many problems with this.

Take them fishing,
Go get stoned,
Challenge him to a guitar duel.
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#17
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My bosses inane whistling in from his desk behind mine, I've been close to turning and launching my stapler at him before


Edit the movie Falling down so that your face is on michael douglas' face throughout the entire movie. Then write "hint, hint" on the cassette and give it to your boss.

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Ah don't feel bad, sonny.
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#18
old peoplem specifically the old and slow. not like physically, but when speaking. really anyone who talks slow.


also when im hungry but i don't know what for. cause then im hungry and pissed.
#20
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Edit the movie Falling down so that your face is on michael douglas' face throughout the entire movie. Then write "hint, hint" on the cassette and give it to your boss.


Ah don't feel bad, sonny.



I miss the santa hat.


Put a santa hat on that damn elmo.
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#21
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#22
n_ggers


=> people who annoy me:P

it's a riddle, think about it
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#23
Chicks that actually believe real life is like a romantic comedy movie. I am fucking sick of it. I infact, have decided to become a lifelong bachelor simply because every chick I've ever known expects all this unrealistic, stupid shit as standard, normal characteristics of the average male.
#24
loud gum chewing, people who tuck their pants in their shoes/socks (this does not include boots), people who sing along to songs when they don't know the lyrics, when people lie about little things to make their stories better (if it was good enough to tell, then you don't need to pump it up to make it better)
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#26
Ok I got one,

Last Summer I was staying at my Aunt's house. Me and my brother had to share a bed so I said "Fuck that" and slept on the couch downstairs. The thing is the downstairs is extremely cold (even during the Summer) and there's a loud ass clock that ticks every second. So I had to listen to that over and over all night until I got to sleep.
#27
Listening to a group of black people talking (ghetto blacks, to be polite) and girls who type 5 extra letters at the end of words and intentionally misspell everything.
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#28
People who are fascinated by UFC and all that cookie-cutter crap.
I also hate people who take gaming WAAAY to seriously.
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#29
Smelly people
Packed trains
People who are unaware of their surroundings
The Ting Tings
People who complain constantly about the relationship they are in to single people, yet they don't realise that they are lucky enough to actually be in a relationship.
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Think of that next time you are not allowed to laugh.
#30
Tailgaters. Not the partiers but the people who have a need to be nearly attached to your vehicle while driving behind you. I just wanna flash the brake lights and scare them ****less.
#32
I hate hearing people chew their food, typically you can't hear it unless they chew with their mouth open, which is gross. Even with gum, it's annoying.

The thing driving me crazy right now is that lately my parents can't stand being wrong. There have been a few instances this last week when I'd point something out and they'd freak on me. "My house, my rules" kinda stuff. Honestly, my family is very dysfunctional, bad enough that I seriously think the only help for my parents is counseling. My dad always says "When you're gone things will be great" when in reality I've been gone and things were worse. Now I'm back and the blame has shifted back to me. It doesn't help that my mom's had severe depression for over ten years now, she's been told that she probably won't ever be able to come off of her meds, though there are days when she obviously neglects to take them.
#33
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The sound of people chewing enrages me beyond belief.
No joke.
Also, when black people are obnoxiously loud.


YES!

i have never heard of another person who agrees with me on this. at the lunch table at school i have to eat and get the **** outta there or i'm in a bad mood all lunch.
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YES!

i have never heard of another person who agrees with me on this. at the lunch table at school i have to eat and get the **** outta there or i'm in a bad mood all lunch.

http://groups.ultimate-guitar.com/eatingsoundsgross/
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#35
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I hate hearing people chew their food, typically you can't hear it unless they chew with their mouth open, which is gross. Even with gum, it's annoying.

The thing driving me crazy right now is that lately my parents can't stand being wrong. There have been a few instances this last week when I'd point something out and they'd freak on me. "My house, my rules" kinda stuff. Honestly, my family is very dysfunctional, bad enough that I seriously think the only help for my parents is counseling. My dad always says "When you're gone things will be great" when in reality I've been gone and things were worse. Now I'm back and the blame has shifted back to me. It doesn't help that my mom's had severe depression for over ten years now, she's been told that she probably won't ever be able to come off of her meds, though there are days when she obviously neglects to take them.


sorry man, i have to say it...


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#36
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Smelly people
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People who are unaware of their surroundings
The Ting Tings
People who complain constantly about the relationship they are in to single people, yet they don't realise that they are lucky enough to actually be in a relationship.

This with bells on. They get on my tits like you wouldn't believe.

Also, a guy at college who I'm in 3 subjects with. Rather than go into a list about what annoys me about him, I'll link to his . Read it, and imagine someone talking like that ALL THE FUCKING TIME. And greeting you of a morning with "So I heard you like raping babies". And insulting the shit out of anyone who disagrees with his opinion of anything (I wouldn't mind his opinion if he didn't go into a big bastard rant whenever someone contested it).

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#38
Link doesn't work.

Edit: Nevermind.
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Sleaze, that made me lulz in my pants.


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#39
My roommate moved out last semester... that was that, he just left and they let him.

Then I get some foreign dude who can't do anything normally, let alone speak. He agrees to move down the hall, the guy down the hall wants to move down here. Unfortunately, down the guy down the hall's roommate doesn't agree so the whole thing won't happen.

I'm sitting here like WTF? I never agreed to have a roommate who doesn't speak my language, why the **** should that dude down the hall have a say? **** him!
#40
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=> people who annoy me:P

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