ok im freaked out right now...ive been dating this girl for a week now and i just got this sms from her...here it goes....."Duck Police asphalt vagina crockery with butter stubble " .... ..................WHAT THE HELL ?
If you don't hit that, I swear to god...
Quote by SteveHouse
This thread is officially about sucking Sleaze off for a sig.

Quote by tayroar
Hey Sleaze I'll give you a blowjob if you sig me. Maybe even some nudey photos?

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Sleaze, that made me lulz in my pants.

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hahaha Sleaze i'd give you my mom for that one.
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1: Ok... explain what an SMS is for us old fogeys.

And 2: that's one hell of an std.

A text message. Now excuse me whilst I rush off to your profile and ogle your Leah Dizon pics.
The DNA results show that Jeremy Kyle is a nob.

Quote by titsmcgee852
I want to look at your sexual naked body.
....."Duck Police asphalt vagina crockery with butter stubble "

Double penetrate a vaginal cavity with black sausages.... maybe