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#1
this morning, at 3a.m, i went outside to throw out the trash.
Without a key.
I have since then been trying to get into my apartment, but only succeeded by kicking in the door.

I ask of you, how much would it cost to repair the metal lock, and how should I keep my door closed? It has no lock, what should I put in front of it?
#2
just dance >.>
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#5
When coreysmonster breaks into his own house, suspect drugs.
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#6
Quote by Kensai
When coreysmonster breaks into his own house, suspect drugs.
coreysmonster... I am dispoint
#9
Why didn't you call a locksmith?
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#10
Why the hell do you throw out the trash at 3 am?
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#11
I broke into my own house once, broke the doorpost clean off, I just picked it up and screwed it back in.
hue
#12
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Why didn't you call a locksmith?


because that would cost 100 Euros. fixing the door is about, what, 20 bucks?
#13
Quote by CoreysMonster
because that would cost 100 Euros. fixing the door is about, what, 20 bucks?

Euro dollars
If You See Me Posting In The Pit HIT ME.
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My hamster used to bite me when I picked it up, then it got too old and fat to bite and died in a pool of it's own vomit.

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That's the rockstar way to go. I salute him.
#15
I had to do that once too.

I got home and couldn't find my keys. I was going to knock but then realised it was about the same time, 3am, and didn't want to wake anyone.
So I shot round the back, climbed up the fence and onto the conservatory and along to my window. I managed to get my arm through the gap in the narrow, open window and open the larger one and climb in.

I then stumbled climbing down in the dark and woke the whole house; mission failed!
The kicker? Next morning I found my keys in the exact pocket they should have been in!

Yes - I was drunk btw.
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#18
Quote by tukk04
what are you using to scour the pit then?


wtf? I got back in you dummy that's the entire point of this thread
#19
yeah this one time I had these keys and none of them worked on my house door so I got a ladder and climbed up to a 2nd story window that was unlocked and fell on my ass really hard. Oh and the next time I tried the exact same key, it totally worked.
#20
i kicked down my back door once....

actually, i tackled it, and it was glass....

Nothing's more fun than a 38-pound piece of broken glass falling on top of you.... :p
#21
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what are you using to scour the pit then?


*slaps*

Pay attention!
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#22
I always find it's worth figuring out a way of breaking in to wherever I'm living for drunken emergencies.
#23
Huh thats weird the guy right next to me had to break into his house. Like omg isn't that amazing??
November 15th 2007
#24
Quote by Darnek
Huh thats weird the guy right next to me had to break into his house. Like omg isn't that amazing??


....do you live in Berlin, germany?
#25
No in face I live in Maine, but its pretty much the closest state to germany
November 15th 2007
#26
Quote by Darnek
No in face I live in Maine, but its pretty much the closest state to germany


not Hawaii?

#27
well History and geography are not my strongest areas of study
November 15th 2007
#28
my mom went somewhere, can't remember where, and locked the door when I was out snowmobiling, so I had to break in. We have a back door which drops, straight down, about 10-15 feet. I'm afraid of heights. I jumped.

I got hurt pretty bad, but I got inside! The basement door was locked, and there were no ladders in the basement. I sat in my basement for three hours until my mom got home.

Edit: I am the guy right next to Darnek
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#30
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wtf? I got back in you dummy that's the entire point of this thread

I didn't see the "but only succeeded by kicking in the door" part;
and I'm probably twice as smart as you so you don't want to start with me,
you'll just wind up in a corner crying because the big words make your brain hurt.
#32
Quote by tukk04
I didn't see the "but only succeeded by kicking in the door" part;
and I'm probably twice as smart as you so you don't want to start with me,
you'll just wind up in a corner crying because the big words make your brain hurt.



#33
Quote by JDawg
I broke into my own house once... So I shot myself.

You should sue yourself too for the emotional trauma. Sue the bastard for all he's got!
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#37
Quote by Kensai
You should sue yourself too for the emotional trauma. Sue the bastard for all he's got!

*points to self*
"i'll see you in court asshole!"
#38
Quote by tukk04
I didn't see the "but only succeeded by kicking in the door" part;
and I'm probably twice as smart as you so you don't want to start with me,
you'll just wind up in a corner crying because the big words make your brain hurt.


Calm down, you'll hurt yourself.

Also, pretty epic story.
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