#1
So my girlfriend had one or two wisdom teeth taken out today and she's been doped up pretty heavy for a little while, but she was saying when she was awake that she wanted to see me.

What I'm wondering about is if there's anything I can get for her to make her feel better. I was thinking about surprising her at her house sometime this afternoon because she kept saying she wanted me over there, but I'm wondering if it'd be better just to let her sleep...

There aren't any foods or any things besides painkillers (which she has) that could help, are there? I wouldn't know because I didn't have to get mine removed.

Any advice, pit?
#2
Heroin, it will be way better than whatever she has
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[quote="'[-=-[D-Roc"]-=-]']Vicoden

lots and lots of Vicoden

its best to lay off the Chipmunk jokes when her cheeks swell up

Unless you are talking about her gobbling your nuts...

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#7
My girlfriend got hers out a few months ago...friggen hilarious when she's drugged! She says she doesn't remember anything from those weeks...
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Unless you are talking about her gobbling your nuts...

Vicodin and Ice Cream, it is all you need.


That proooobably won't be happening for a while...

Is it ok to bring her icecream? I was thinking of that but I heard people who've just had the dealio done should lay offa really cold or hot stuff...
#9
Heroin. Pot, liquid LSD , ketamine. Drugs basically, or since she probably can't eat chocolates, you could get her some pudding and flowers lol.
#11
I would say:

If shes drugged up and is kinda loopy, rent a really easy to understand comedy movie, like American Pie or something. She wont miss anything really important if she passes out, and if shes laughing, it'll put her in a good mood.

And then a condom for when shes asleep.
#14
There's probably nothing to physically make her feel better, that's what her drugs are for, so just take her something to cheer her up, you know what would cheer her up better than any of us.


Chloroform.
#15
mouth **** her
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So my girlfriend had one or two wisdom teeth taken out today and she's been doped up pretty heavy for a little while,
Any advice, pit?


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#20
gauze

i ran out after a few hours

also that movie idea sounds good
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