#1
Does anybody ever read it the parody newspaper The Onion? It's usually either hit or miss with the articles but sometimes they're downright hilarious.
The title of this article made me laugh for a few minutes
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/30750?utm_source=onion_rss_daily
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Quote by LegsOnEarth
Wait 5 hours
Be accused by the promoter of being late
Get told we have only a 10 minute set
Play pure noise for 10 minutes

Worst and most amusing gig of my life.

Anyone else had this kind of **** happen?!

Dimebag had a worse gig.
#2
Read it all the time. My favorite one of the last few days: http://www.theonion.com/content/news/stephon_marbury_embroils_celtics?utm_source=a-section
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^ wow i actually almost missed that hahaha iforgot your a genious


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