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#1
God, it felt so awesome and free, I'm thinking of playing every gig like that with the wind flowing freely around all areas.
*Insert witty boisterous relic of seemingly useless allegory for means of simply amusing a random personage*

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Epiphone Les Paul (Honeyburst)
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Epiphone Riviera (Wine Red)
#2
k koo'
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#3
k koo'


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Find a dice and assign a number to each girl. Throw the dice.


The number you hope for at the moment you throw the dice, is the one you'll want to keep.
#6
at least cover it with a sock..
like that band.. hmm..
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#7
Thanks for sharing.
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Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

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I can fap to this. Keep going.
#8
I did a photoshoot with only my guitar once
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#9
i got my pubes stuck in the back of my guitar once. vary painfull memories
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You just made me spit out my Kool-Aid all over my keyboard.


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#11
Don't count on having people coming to your gigs if you are naked. I wouldn't count on getting paid either. That **** is nasty.
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#14
Feels good man.

edit:

Oh no, the pit's starting to rub off on me.
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We all have the rights to be mad

So does you
#16
Quote by voodoochild78
at least cover it with a sock..
like that band.. hmm..

woot RHCP, flea also played naked at a woodstock not sure what year
everything purple tastes like grape
everything blue tastes like blueberry
everything pink tastes like watermelon
everything red tastes like strawberry
everything orange tastes like orange
everything yellow tastes like lemon
#17
Pics or didn't happen.
#57 in UG Top 100 2010!

I really ought to get my username changed...
#18
Just call me Bobby
Member of the official GB&C "Who to Listen to" list
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you build guitars worthy of sexual favors

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if this party gets any livelier a funeral is gonna break out.
#20
Quote by ShredGod George
where were you that you could feel wind?

He was just hanging out man.
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You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

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Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

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I can fap to this. Keep going.
#21
yeah one time i did that i was able to shove 10 guitar picks up my asshole. those guitar picks where never to be used again.
#22
Sounds fun... Until you put some whammy into it and the springs nip your happy dangler.
#23
Quote by Harrydoodle
yeah one time i did that i was able to shove 10 guitar picks up my asshole. those guitar picks where never to be used again.






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#24
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feels good man


Really?


Quote by Våd Hamster
Find a dice and assign a number to each girl. Throw the dice.


The number you hope for at the moment you throw the dice, is the one you'll want to keep.
#25
Quote by Trefellin
Sounds fun... Until you put some whammy into it and the springs nip your happy dangler.

Could you potentionally fap and cum blood after that?
This seems legit someone try it!
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#27
I can't say I've ever done that myself
~Domino?

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#28
Quote by pwnagegnome
woot RHCP, flea also played naked at a woodstock not sure what year

Pretty sure it was in '99. Could probably find a video on youtube.
#29
Quote by Jackal58
He was just hanging out man.

Were you outdoors?
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be the music, not the scene
#30
One day, TS's friend is going to get a phone call. "Dude get over here right now. I started playing guitar naked and my pubes are stuck in the tremelo bar springs... Hello? Hello?!"
#32
Quote by voodoochild78
at least cover it with a sock..
like that band.. hmm..


i once did that and sent a pic of it to a chick.

it was pretty damn sexy

and no, i didnt just do that for no reason, i got nudes so...


anyway, playing guitar nude is pretty awesome
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Its not about the Radio its about talent, the front man has a bigger vocal range than Micheal Jackson and he can sing from heavey metal to high pitched ...No.12 on the top 20 under rated guitarists of ALL TIME...etc

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#33
Quote by Victory2134
Oh no, the pit's starting to rub off on me.

Its a lot better than when the pit finishes rubbing off on you.

Also, I want some details on this: Was everyone in the band nude? The audience? Was it at a nudist colony? Did someone request you be nude? Did you come on stage naked or did you give the audience a fantastic Iggy Pop-like strip show (if not, shame on you)?
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Last edited by snipelfritz at Mar 9, 2009,
#35
Quote by snipelfritz
Its a lot better than when the pit finishes rubbing off on you.

Also, I want some details on this: Was everyone in the band nude? The audience? Was it at a nudist colony? Did someone request you be nude? Did you come on stage naked or did you give the audience a fantastic Iggy Pop-like strip show (if not, shame on you)?


It was at a clothing optional beach, and the band and I decided for the encore to come out nude.
*Insert witty boisterous relic of seemingly useless allegory for means of simply amusing a random personage*

My babies:

Epiphone Les Paul (Honeyburst)
Fender MiM Strat (Classic Black/White)
Epiphone Riviera (Wine Red)
#36
Quote by Harrydoodle
yeah one time i did that i was able to shove 10 guitar picks up my asshole. those guitar picks where never to be used again.




Quote by Bloodavian
Its not about the Radio its about talent, the front man has a bigger vocal range than Micheal Jackson and he can sing from heavey metal to high pitched ...No.12 on the top 20 under rated guitarists of ALL TIME...etc

1-Bloodavian 0-Forkman.

^Fail^
#38
Quote by physicsdummy
God, it felt so awesome and free, I'm thinking of playing every gig like that with the wind flowing freely around all areas.


gay
#39
try alternate or sweep picking with ur dick when its hard
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#40
I've done that before. It's quite nice.
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why didnt you just play like crap?
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Awe, so cute...

How old are you?



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