#1
so, whats the worst play you have gotten a paper cut, i got one on my finger write now... music book... and decided i'd ask the pit
everything purple tastes like grape
everything blue tastes like blueberry
everything pink tastes like watermelon
everything red tastes like strawberry
everything orange tastes like orange
everything yellow tastes like lemon
#8
@$$hole......don't ask how it happened. Its a long story involving a volkswagon, a bottle of water, and an ipod.
#9
right underneath my eye
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#10
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My balls, probably.

How the hell did you manage to do that?!
#11
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I know a guy who got one on his pupil.
I almost cry thinking about that.

It's times like this I'm glad I wear glasses.
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#12
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@$$hole......don't ask how it happened. Its a long story involving a volkswagon, a bottle of water, and an ipod.


How can things that have nothing to do with paper give you a papercut?
#13
I like to make origami vaginas.... so you guess where the papercut ended up.
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#14
right ON my eyeball....huh huh!!!?
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#15
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How the hell did you manage to do that?!

I was out of condoms, so I had to get creative.
#18
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How can things that have nothing to do with paper give you a papercut?

i told you.....long story.
#19
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I like to make origami vaginas.... so you guess where the papercut ended up.


I don't even want to think about how that must've felt.
#20
At work. Damn people laugh at you when you get a paper cut.
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#21
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I don't even want to think about how that must've felt.

ya my finger still hurts from the cut, so much folding it's unreal
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C'mon, man. We're just kidding. We all know that drummers are important.

After all, without drummers, who would bag my groceries?


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#22
Underneath the the finger nail!

Do you know what I said when it happened?

I went...

OWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!
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#25
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It's times like this I'm glad I wear glasses.

agreed
everything purple tastes like grape
everything blue tastes like blueberry
everything pink tastes like watermelon
everything red tastes like strawberry
everything orange tastes like orange
everything yellow tastes like lemon
#26
Actually in all seriousness, the worst papercuts I've ever had are cardboardcuts, and usually on the cuticle or under my fingernails. Anybody who's had a cardboardcut knows they're 10x worse than papercuts.
#27
on the inside of my penis hole, like 3 inches down. yah.
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#28
Never really gotten a bad paper cut, but I was trimmin my pubes once and cut my balls, it hurt like hell!
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#29
A spoon once cut both sides of my mouth. It was very similar to a paper cut, though obviously it wasn't, it was a spoon cut.

I'm sure I've only gotten papers cuts on my hands. They're terrible wherever you get them
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#31
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A spoon once cut both sides of my mouth. It was very similar to a paper cut, though obviously it wasn't, it was a spoon cut.

I'm sure I've only gotten papers cuts on my hands. They're terrible wherever you get them

This is bad. Then you forget and proceed to eat citrus foods. Pain.
#33
My finger? Except, it ran down the whole length and I was 6 and had never seen that much blood from a cut from me, so I got lightheaded and ran into a wall and knocked myself out.
#34
accross both of my hands...i thought i was going to die..i was in the 2nd grade when it happened if forgot how =o