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#1
I'm curious as to what acoustic songs people recommend I should play to get inside a certain girl's pants. Not that I need the songs to make this happen of course...
#3
I entered this thread expecting a parody of "Of Mice and Men"
Sadly, it was not delivered.
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Listen a little bit, we DON'T suck!
#4
Play Racer X's Scarified on your acoustic.

Her panties will rip themselves off.
Do you feel warm within your cage?

And have you figured out yet -


Life goes by?
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It's you
#5
Your last sentence gives the opposite impression but I'd say a love song?
#6
A song by The Rapists
It's called "Get in the van bitch (And breathe in this chloroform)"
#7
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You should write a song called "I Ask Stupid Questions."


I really like your user name, so I will not retort.
#8
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I really like your user name, so I will not retort.

Because your retort would have had such a profound impact on his username?
Do you feel warm within your cage?

And have you figured out yet -


Life goes by?
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There's a dick on Earth, too
It's you
#9
Hey There Delilah


I'm Yours
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i'm voting for GNiCk89. i just like how he speaks TO me, not AT me.

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#10
Obviously "The Perfect Drug" by Nine Inch Nails. The only problem is you have to play EVERY instrument. On only an acoustic guitar.

Drums, vocals, backing vocals, backing texture, more backing texture, guitar, bass, keyboard, even more backing texture.

Its not to hard with a bit of practice.
#11
santa anica or something like that by theory of a dead man. if you play and sing that and she dont put out the world might end..
There is a war going on for your mind.

If you are thinking, you are winning.


Resistance is victory.


We are building up a new world.
Do not sit idly by.
#12
Quote by GNiCk89
Hey There Delilah


I'm Yours


Fuck Jason Mraz.

TS, you should play something completely inappropriate then, if you don't need the help getting a chick in the sack. Like Mmmbop by Hanson.

Give yourself a bit of a challenge.
#13
Quote by JacobTheMe
Obviously "The Perfect Drug" by Nine Inch Nails. The only problem is you have to play EVERY instrument. On only an acoustic guitar.

Drums, vocals, backing vocals, backing texture, more backing texture, guitar, bass, keyboard, even more backing texture.

Its not to hard with a bit of practice.


I'll get right on that.
#14
Play something gay

More than Words - Extreme

....yeah that should do it

I am the King of Carrot Flowers

#15
Quote by metalderek
Fuck Jason Mraz.

TS, you should play something completely inappropriate then, if you don't need the help getting a chick in the sack. Like Mmmbop by Hanson.

Give yourself a bit of a challenge.

Saturday I was at the beach playing I'm Yours on a Ukulele, and I got some pretty sweet beach sex.

I dunno maybe it was just coincidence
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Every thread I've seen you in has been a complete success. Yay you!

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i'm voting for GNiCk89. i just like how he speaks TO me, not AT me.

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Yea, Sublime is a great band. You have an Underoath icon, so I think your opinion doesn't matter.
#16
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Fuck Jason Mraz.



That is so true I'm sigging it.
Do you feel warm within your cage?

And have you figured out yet -


Life goes by?
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There's a dick on Earth, too
It's you
#17
I want you around by the ramones and I wanna be your boyfriend by the ramones. But it's only badass if you sing it too. And another good one is Kill The Cool Kids by gay for johnny depp make sure you put emphasis on the line Cos I want my Johnny bleeding, f*ck him in the ass!
#18
Goo Goo Dolls?
Bluegrass Rocks

CYNONYTE!

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Rats, I thought someone would sig it and make me famous...

it was going to be my big break

#19
Quote by GNiCk89
Saturday I was at the beach playing I'm Yours on a Ukulele, and I got some pretty sweet beach sex.

I dunno maybe it was just coincidence

You reek of lies. LIES!
Do you feel warm within your cage?

And have you figured out yet -


Life goes by?
Quote by Hydra150
There's a dick on Earth, too
It's you
#20
I would recommend November Rain but she may already be impregnated by it when you play it, pass out and leaving no opportunity for sex whatsoever.
#21
Quote by GNiCk89
Saturday I was at the beach playing I'm Yours on a Ukulele, and I got some pretty sweet beach sex.

I dunno maybe it was just coincidence


Cool story bro.
Eh, I just really don't like him, but i suppose the point is just to get the girls

EDIT:

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That is so true I'm sigging it.


I'm sigging that!
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#22
Quote by metalderek
Fuck Jason Mraz.


But he did a cover of rainbow connection
#24
Quote by neozeke
But he did a cover of rainbow connection

He may have covered rainbow connection, but he didn't make the good music connection.
Do you feel warm within your cage?

And have you figured out yet -


Life goes by?
Quote by Hydra150
There's a dick on Earth, too
It's you
#25
Quote by MetaMegaMagic
I would recommend November Rain but she may already be impregnated by it when you play it, pass out and leaving no opportunity for sex whatsoever.


are you sure passed out=no opportunity for sex?
#26
heres an original I wrote for you

sung to the tune of Money by Pink Floyd


SEARCHBAR, OH SEARCH BAR HOW I LOVE THEE SEARCH BAR
I WISH MORE PEOPLE WOULD USE YOU
OH SEARCH BAR SEARCH BAR SEARCH BAR SEARCH BAR
WHEN I SEE YOU I FEEL WARM AND FUZZY INSIDE MY TUMMY
SEARCH BAR SEARCH BAR SEARCH SEARCH SEARCH BAR BAR BAR BAR BAR
SEARCH BAR OH MORE PEOPLE SHOULD USE YOU
I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE SEARCH BAR
#28
Your Guardian Angel - Red Jumpsuit Apparatus

Easy to play, sing, and all that good stuff.
Back to the classic avatar.

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Jesus christ, your avatar is the best I have seen in my life.

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#29
Quote by GNiCk89
Saturday I was at the beach playing I'm Yours on a Ukulele, and I got some pretty sweet beach .

I dunno maybe it was just coincidence

Then you woke up, right?
#30
Quote by JacobTheMe
Obviously "The Perfect Drug" by Nine Inch Nails. The only problem is you have to play EVERY instrument. On only an acoustic guitar.

Drums, vocals, backing vocals, backing texture, more backing texture, guitar, bass, keyboard, even more backing texture.

Its not to hard with a bit of practice.


I hear that is how Trent wrote it.
#32
The notion that playing a song or two can get you laid is an urban myth that I would personally like to see stopped. It just doesn't happen (and if it does, I've never heard about it, cause its about as rare as seeing the loch ness monster, which also doesn't exist, just like getting into a girls pants by playing a song!!!)
#33
Play Everyone Has Aids from that Team America movie.
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John Entwistle once in a while. I had to try to find him when I saw The Who two years ago.


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butthose bagpipes sound awesome.
#35
Quote by Chromylchloride
I'm curious as to what acoustic songs people recommend I should play to get inside a certain girl's pants. Not that I need the songs to make this happen of course...


You need to write songs, you just go into your mums room put on a pair of your mums pants.

If you successfully completed this stage you should now be in a girls pants.
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#36
Speed Kills - MAB

If you can recreate that on an acoustic her panties will probs go "**** this, I'm out of here" and hitchhike their way to heaven on two harp strumming angels right before your eyes.
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this girl like said it was all screemz so I like punched her in teh face, serves her right stupid bish, don't fukk with Pantera
#37
"Creep" - Radiohead.

She'll think you're this tormented artist who needs her sympathy and love, and she'll totally have sex with you.
XIAOXI
Last edited by Abunai X at Mar 10, 2009,
#38
Quote by Abunai X
"Creep" - Radiohead.

She'll think you're this tormented artist who needs her sympathy and love, and she'll totally have sex with you.


Hey! There's my favorite Sig once again.... *Fa- No!

And yes, creep is a good idea, Do then return to the pit with pics and/or video.

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