#3
It means you really need to become a pro guitarist before even thinking about playing the song.
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#4
Oho! Told what's up by a fellow march 09er...that is teh br00talz
Capitalization is the difference between "I had to help my uncle Jack off a horse." and "I had to help my uncle jack off a horse."
#5
guitar pro is retarded
everything purple tastes like grape
everything blue tastes like blueberry
everything pink tastes like watermelon
everything red tastes like strawberry
everything orange tastes like orange
everything yellow tastes like lemon
#6
There's a little box right there that says

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#7
It's when you get Steve Vai to come play at your house and teach the song to you.
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