#5
Mwahahaha, that's one of the catches in signing up. UG has it's grip on you FOREVER.
Ego inflating praise here:
Quote by Fishyesque
That is SOOOOOOOOOOO sig worthy! Pure awesomeness to you, sir.

C wut I did thar Fishy?

's UG
#8
this is asked all the time-

simply, you cannot have your accout deleted.

another way to fix your problem-
quit logging on UG.
if you get temtped, PM any mod to put a perma ban on your account.

it's here forever.
Quote by innertom
So much down syndrome

remember UG Community? thought so.
#9
post porn now!
To atone a sin I didn't care for, but a sin that paid my debts
A sin that fed my children and burned my smiles and cigarettes
#10
Why would a man leave UG? Thats like a man leaving a strip club.
If life gives you oranges, say "f*ck oranges" and bail.

Hey You!
#11
Quote by ThinLizzyFan
Why would a man leave UG? Thats like a man leaving a strip club.


That means that he is not a man!
Quote by Kumanji
How about you don't insult my friend's dead mum, you prick.


Quote by JDawg
Too be he had to be a dick about his crayons.
#12
Quote by ThinLizzyFan
Why would a man leave UG? Thats like a man leaving a strip club.

I leave strip clubs all the time. Well leave isn't the exactly the right term...
Quote by SomeoneYouKnew
You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

Quote by Axelfox
Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

Quote by Xiaoxi
I can fap to this. Keep going.
#15
Quote by ColdNovembeRain
UG was the inspiration for Hotel California.

A bunch of nonsense that you can never escape.

I like that.
If life gives you oranges, say "f*ck oranges" and bail.

Hey You!
#18
If you want to delete it in order to make a new one it won't work.

If you want to delete it to stop you from logging in you can ask to have it permabanned.
#20
1) Google 'lul wut pear'
2) copy picture link
3) post picture on UG
4) ???
5) PROFIT!




Quote by dogismycopilot
Absent Mind, words cant express how much i love you. Id bone you, oh yea.

Quote by lumberjack
Absent Mind is, as usual, completely correct.

Quote by littlemurph7976
Id like to make my love for Neil public knowledge as he is a beautiful man
#22
Quote by Absent Mind
1) Google 'lul wut pear'
2) copy picture link
3) post picture on UG
4) ???
5) PROFIT!

Actually, just do this
#23
Quote by jetfuel495
You go on hiatus, only to return at a later time.

I've never used "hiatus" in place of "eviction" but hey it works.

God_in_a_bag just leave and don't come back. It's not that hard.
Quote by SomeoneYouKnew
You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

Quote by Axelfox
Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

Quote by Xiaoxi
I can fap to this. Keep going.
#24
I'm happy to give you the plague. I mean plaque.
Don't forget you're here forever!

sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
#25
Quote by Absent Mind
1) Google 'lul wut pear'
2) copy picture link
3) post picture on UG
4) ???
5) PROFIT!

This is the only way your account can be deleted!
/CENTER]
#26
Quote by ZeGuitarist
Me. Want a permaban?

what?!
jan, you do know it's my job to ban users, right?


^that will not get your account deleted. don't do it.
Quote by innertom
So much down syndrome

remember UG Community? thought so.
#27
Quote by mikko 9119
what?!
jan, you do know it's my job to ban users, right?

You know I can do it too!
By just asking you to do it, in exchange for sexual favours... >.>
#28
You can't delete your account.
one day.
you just don't wake up.
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