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#7
As usual I'm watching an animal rape an inanimate object on youtube and it doesn't strike me as odd until about 1 minute afterwards when I stare into the horny, small eyes of a turtle thrusting his erect penis towards an old shoe and wonder... "wtf am I doing just now?"
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#8
That is something i like to see.

I'm sure the guy who created the internet is proud to see his invention put to good use.
#9
funny, i was just thinking to myself,
"you know what i'd really like to see right now..."

its like you read my mind.
Hahahahahahahahahah hahahaha har har har
#11
It would be awesome if I could curl my dick like that.
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#12
that was adorably disturbing
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****in right budday! grunge is the shiite!

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Good. More centaur pussy for me.

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#15
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I gotta say it turned me on.


Fixed.

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As usual I'm watching an animal rape an inanimate object on youtube and it doesn't strike me as odd until about 1 minute afterwards when I stare into the horny, small eyes of a turtle thrusting his erect penis towards an old shoe and wonder... "wtf am I doing just now?"

#17
:laugh:
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Centorium you dick
I keep lookin behind me,You're amazing at this


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Dam,Cent, ur repeating man scares the shit out of me, its so true


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Omg Cent,Ive been havin nightmares because of u


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**** you man,I was just going to bed


I'm scary
#19



haha


haha






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Centorium you dick
I keep lookin behind me,You're amazing at this


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Dam,Cent, ur repeating man scares the shit out of me, its so true


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Omg Cent,Ive been havin nightmares because of u


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**** you man,I was just going to bed


I'm scary
#21
i like how the turtle turns round so hes next to the other shoe

what is he expecting? a threesome?
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#26


The noise makes it all the better

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That is something i like to see.

I'm sure the guy who created the internet is proud to see his invention put to good use.


This made me lol
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Holy shit, that was epic. A mighty roar escapeth'd my mouth.

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I saw a penis.

last.fm
#27
i came.
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I regularly walk into the living room naked when my parents are watching Greys Anatomy.
In all seriousness,
#29
I got about 40 seconds into it before i came left to watch something else
WONGA!
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#30
Ahh. Another accomplishment for me.


to-do things before i die:
.
[ ] Save Earth from epic meteor collision
[x] Watch turtle rape shoe
[ ] Build clay structure resembling T-rex balls in actual proportions.
[x] Post part of to-do list in Pit
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.
#31
Yes please


EDIT: ...oh..wait. shit. I thought you were ...offering. Nevermind.

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srsly.


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#32
That is literally amazing.
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I didn't find it that funny when I saw myself doing him in missionary position...

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#33
I like how he turned the shoe about half way through...

"Alright new angle, I want you to be able to see the laces!"
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#34
Poor thing, he thought he got laid ...

T'was quite funny though
DeVillains!
#38
that was great. "eee.....eee......eee"
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#39
Made my day.
I throw myself into the sea,
Release the wave,
Let it wash over me
To face the fears, I once believed
Tears of the Dragon, for you, and for me...
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