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#1
Can anyone like tell me how to be an addict or a fan of guitars.. It looks pretty cool and somthing i'd want to have interest. But see I dont know where to start :O Halp?

THanks in advance~
#3
...the HELL you talkin' 'bout?

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srsly.


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#5
Smear LSD on the strings. And your penis for good measure.
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Release the wave,
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#6


lrn2musical integrity. Guitars aren't something you're addicted to, they're something you play. There's nothing wrong with admiring a great guitar, but you don't just sit there and stare at it saying "I am a fan of this."
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#9
I think I speak for everyone who reads this thread when I say...

WHAT. THE. FUCK are you talking about, bitch?

This is Larry The If you click him, he will give you magic powers.
srsly.


If you are not willing to die for the perfect s'more, Then you don't deserve a s'more at all.
#11
You can start with grammer and a coherent question.............then see post #5
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A few years a ago, I played with it alot and got my time down to 42 secs. Right now, I'm probably around a 55 sec average.
#12
You have to use a large sum of money that someone in your family needs for treating a serious medical problem on guitars and related equipment. If you do this wait, wait 4-6 weeks and you'll get as certificate in the mail and a free pack of strings.
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#13
Quote by metaldud536
Aren't you already a fan by playing one? Unless you don't play one...which leads me to this question.....THEN WHO WAS PHONE?

That really isn't funny..

Damn you 4chan, you ruined UG
#14
Quote by SoWrongItsMatt


lrn2musical integrity. Guitars aren't something you're addicted to, they're something you play. There's nothing wrong with admiring a great guitar, but you don't just sit there and stare at it saying "I am a fan of this."




I am a fan of you

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That really isn't funny..

Damn you 4chan, you ruined UG


O.o you...you insulted metaldud...


This is Larry The If you click him, he will give you magic powers.
srsly.


If you are not willing to die for the perfect s'more, Then you don't deserve a s'more at all.
#15
Find a cute guitar near you and follow it around, hide outside the music shop at night, send it notes and things...no wait, thats a stalker...sorry
#17
Well, the first step is to come into my bedroom and stay very still while I perform the required...initiation ceremony.

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#18
Well first, buy a crackrock, refer to it as a guitar. Smoke said crackrock. Get addicted. Repeat.
#19
First, take it out to a romantic dinner. Then, tell it you love it. Then just let the rest happen


oh..wait.

This is Larry The If you click him, he will give you magic powers.
srsly.


If you are not willing to die for the perfect s'more, Then you don't deserve a s'more at all.
#20
Quote by metaldud536
Aren't you already a fan by playing one? Unless you don't play one...which leads me to this question.....THEN WHO WAS PHONE?


I am sure you can deduce who was phone by simply checking your incoming calls history, using *69, or thinking of who would call you and why they would, and use voice recognition to simply track down the person who, as you say it, "was phone".


And TS, what in the facking **** balls are you trying to ****ing say?
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#21
this is the dumbest question i've seen asked on the pit. he's a march 09er tho so it makes sense.
#22
Obvious troll is obvious?
See TS avatar?

Or am I wrong again?!
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#24
Quote by SoWrongItsMatt


lrn2musical integrity. Guitars aren't something you're addicted to, they're something you play. There's nothing wrong with admiring a great guitar, but you don't just sit there and stare at it saying "I am a fan of this."


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#25
Quote by metaldud536
4chan aint got nuttin on me nigga


the guy who's been here since 2008 is telling you that UG is ruined?

dont worry, metaldud, you're still funny.
#27
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the guy who's been here since 2008 is telling you that UG is ruined?

dont worry, metaldud, you're still funny.


Amen.
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You could always just sleep beside your refrigerator.

Guitar:
- Ibanez S670FM w/ JB
- Fender 'Lite Ash' Stratocaster
- Fender '72 Deluxe Telecaster
- Arbiter LP Jr. Doublecut
Amp:
- Laney VC15

'72 Tele Appreciation Group
RIP DIO
#29
Buy a squire strat (greatest guitar ever man!) learn how to play metalcore (most respected form of music here on UG) then come back and brag about your mad skills and amazing guitar!

Edit: Am I the only one who noticed the slim shady avatar?
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Last edited by XxDethmetalxX at Mar 10, 2009,
#30
Quote by SoWrongItsMatt


lrn2musical integrity. Guitars aren't something you're addicted to, they're something you play. There's nothing wrong with admiring a great guitar, but you don't just sit there and stare at it saying "I am a fan of this."


Shit. Seriously? I've been doing it wrong?

This is Larry The If you click him, he will give you magic powers.
srsly.


If you are not willing to die for the perfect s'more, Then you don't deserve a s'more at all.
#32
Quote by XxDethmetalxX
Buy a squire strat (greatest guitar ever man!) learn how to play metalcore (most respected form of music here on UG) then come back and brag about your mad skills and amazing guitar!

Edit: Am I the only one who noticed the slim shady avatar?



Ooh lets make him put Icy Hot on his balls while we're at it.

And he needs to learn to whammy...without a whammy.
I throw myself into the sea,
Release the wave,
Let it wash over me
To face the fears, I once believed
Tears of the Dragon, for you, and for me...
#33
oh god.. people disgust me..
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"You Ugly git!" - That girl in the restaurant

"You Were a Mistake!" - Mum

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#34
I think TS is a tool, who want's to learn guitar to "look cool"

Amirite, or amirite?!?!
#35
Quote by 1337s933k
Ooh lets make him put Icy Hot on his balls while we're at it.

And he needs to learn to whammy...without a whammy.


I was stupid enough to do that...on the bus...just because I wanted to prove I was man enough to do it.
Church burning is good for the (social) environment

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It's like you take vodka, and then dilute it down until it's pretty much water, but still call it vodka, and proceed to pretend to get heavily wasted off it.
#36
Find songs with good guitar in them
Begin to Idolize those guitarists
want to be like them
buy guitar to emulate your hero

thats generally how it works isnt it?
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#37
Quote by ShredGod George
Find songs with good guitar in them
Begin to Idolize those guitarists
want to be like them
buy guitar to emulate your hero

thats generally how it works isnt it?


Yeah, pretty much.

This is Larry The If you click him, he will give you magic powers.
srsly.


If you are not willing to die for the perfect s'more, Then you don't deserve a s'more at all.
#38
Quote by ShredGod George
Find songs with good guitar in them
Begin to Idolize those guitarists
want to be like them
buy guitar to emulate your hero

thats generally how it works isnt it?


That's how it worked for me. It's like the unwritten way of life for guitarists, except you just wrote it.
Last edited by metalderek at Mar 10, 2009,
#39
Quote by OzarkMDaredevil
I am sure you can deduce who was phone by simply checking your incoming calls history, using *69, or thinking of who would call you and why they would, and use voice recognition to simply track down the person who, as you say it, "was phone".


And TS, what in the facking **** balls are you trying to ****ing say?

Well said.
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