#1
So I was at my doctors for a checkup recently, and something phased through my mind.

It started out as some simple questions about me and any previous sexual relationships that I had been in (I was wondering if some pimples around my mouth were herpes). Anyways, we eventually got onto the topic of my "girlfriend". It turns out that my doctor looks EXACTLY like Captain Jean-Luc Picard.

I don't know what to do, it was such a surprise.

Should I feel violated?
#4
maybe
It's Ok, I'm a Doctor
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#7
Your question is confusing, should you feel violated that your doctor looks like Captain Jean-Luc, or that you have Herpes?
#8
herpes is for life bro..


you wanted to do it man, you wanted to eat that lollipop out of the strippers snatch.


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