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metalmafia13
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#1
I would post this in the drug thread but I need advice as soon as possible.
Okay so I smoked about 9 days ago and I have a drug test coming up this Friday. It's just a home test and I've been doing things to get it out of my system (detox tea, cranberry juice, lots of water, exercise etc) and wanted to know if any of you guy have any tips or ways to not necessarily get the THC out of my system but to mask it. Any help is appreciated and please, only serious answers.

Thanks
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Go to your local head shop and snoop around for some formulas.
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#4
this is why you pee before you smoke up and store it in the fridge.
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#5
Poppy Seeds. No joke... eating lots and lots of them. Buy poppyseed muffins and take the seeds out/off and eat them... or... if you can find them... just the seeds.
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#6
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THC stays in your system FOREVER!

yah dude ur fucked
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#7
Quote by headbangerbuggy
Poppy Seeds. No joke... eating lots and lots of them. Buy poppyseed muffins and take the seeds out/off and eat them... or... if you can find them... just the seeds.



And then he could possibly test positive for heroine/opium.
Feed your mind.
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#8
Quote by headbangerbuggy
Poppy Seeds. No joke... eating lots and lots of them. Buy poppyseed muffins and take the seeds out/off and eat them... or... if you can find them... just the seeds.

This, there's seriously no other way.
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Your routine seems to be fine, it's what I would do.
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#9
poppy seeds show up as heroin, or at least thats the rumor mill
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#10
No, eating a lot of poppy seeds makes you actually test positive. If it's a piss test, depending on how much/often you smoke you should be fine. Unless it's a hair folicle test. If it's that then you are ****ed.
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#12
google is your friend

also, get a friend to pee for you... not that hard.
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lol you're screwed

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#14
just drink alot of monster/water/milk/OJ simpson/ tea. as long as your peeing every 30 mins you should be fine.
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#15
Yeah get good pee from someone. Or you could buy your own test and see if you're even going to test positive or if you're freaking out for nothing.
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#16
Drink a measuring cup full of the brown vinegar, it will clear out your system like a ****ing hooker on a lamb of god tour bus.
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#17
drink about 10 red bulls... no lie this has worked for me and i smoked the day before the test
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#19
dilute your urine

BTW the drug thread is very active... I've never really seen it empty.
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#20
Well, if you eat the seeds, at least his mom will know it's just cause he's been eating poppy seeds.

He DID mention it was home-based.

Just eat muffins.
Idk... it takes a little social engineering.
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#21
Poppy seeds aren't going to make you test positive. The amount needed for a positive drug test is like 3 or 4 times your body weight in poppy seed or something like that...
Maybeeeee don't do drugs?
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Denture cleaner tablets, mix with bottled water...Shake well. Drink up.

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Go to your local head shop and snoop around for some formulas.

I usually agree with ya, but I gotta say to this one. Every time I have used one of those things it comes up diluted. As for you TS, you should be fine if you have been doing that the whole time. I smoked a week before court and passed without any excercise, just plenty o' water.
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#24
It all depends on how often/how much you smoke and your metabolism. If this was your first time in a while and you are an average sized person you should be fine, especially with plenty of water and exercise.
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In fact there are more recent posts in the DT than here.....
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#27
Quote by metalmafia13
I would post this in the drug thread but I need advice as soon as possible.
Okay so I smoked about 9 days ago and I have a drug test coming up this Friday. It's just a home test and I've been doing things to get it out of my system (detox tea, cranberry juice, lots of water, exercise etc) and wanted to know if any of you guy have any tips or ways to not necessarily get the THC out of my system but to mask it. Any help is appreciated and please, only serious answers.

Thanks

It depends on how often you smoke. If you're a heavy smoker (e.g. smoking every day, multiple times a day, etc), then you're pretty much f*cked. If you smoked 9 days ago, and the time before that was several days as well, keep up your basic routine.
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#28
Sorry but you deserve to fail the test... you lose.

I'm pro-pot but if you have a possibility of getting tested, and you smoke weed, you're an idiot and deserve to fail.
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#29
Quote by cblowrun
Poppy seeds aren't going to make you test positive. The amount needed for a positive drug test is like 3 or 4 times your body weight in poppy seed or something like that...
Maybeeeee don't do drugs?


Correct me if I'm wrong, but wouldn't you be dead before you could consume like half of that?
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#30
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Correct me if I'm wrong, but wouldn't you be dead before you could consume like half of that?

exactly
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Correct me if I'm wrong, but wouldn't you be dead before you could consume like half of that?


lol of course you would be dead.

you wouldn't be able to drink your weight in water without dying quite a wile before then
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#34
Quote by cblowrun
Poppy seeds aren't going to make you test positive. The amount needed for a positive drug test is like 3 or 4 times your body weight in poppy seed or something like that...


No. No it isn't. Not even close. It's more like one or two bagels.

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Sorry but you deserve to fail the test... you lose.

I'm pro-pot but if you have a possibility of getting tested, and you smoke weed, you're an idiot and deserve to fail.


This. I've been clean since Christmas because I'm trying to find a job. Have some F-ing willpower.
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No. No it isn't. Not even close. It's more like one or two bagels.



This. I've been clean since Christmas because I'm trying to find a job. Have some F-ing willpower.

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#36
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#38
Drink ****ing tons of water before the test and take a niacin or B12 or whatever makes your urine dark yellow so it doesn't look like all you pissed was water.
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5 hour energy things are a great way to get some niacin. I downed two the day before a test and I passed with flying colors. But if you want detailed ways to pass a DT look up a site called grass city and hit up the forums, especially the apprentice tokers section. It helped me get my job.
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