#1
As the name of the thread implies.

For me, it came when I typed "joe" into the google searchbar without pressing search. It gives you populars results that you might be trying to type, and #1 was Joe Jonas, beating Joe Biden AND Joe Satriani.
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#3
I hate to break it to you, but Joe satriani isnt that big outside of the world of guitarists.
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#4
Joe Jonas is a better guitarist that both of those other people.
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#5
when your mom told I didn't have to pull out.
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#6
yah...ok...the jonas brothers arent good but that doesnt make them insanely popular.
#7
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and this ties into the apocalypse because....?


There are more Jonas brother fans, than Joe Satriani fans?

Yeah, I can see the connection.

TS, what is wrong with you.
#8
Technically the world has been ending since its inception, if you want to take that road.

All Joes aside.
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#9
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Joe Jonas is a better guitarist that both of those other people.



TROLL.. leave


anyways.. that is very sad...

in youtube, i was going to search for the video "how to eat a watermelon" and after i started typing "how to eat a w" it finished it with "oman out"

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#12
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Technically the world has been ending since its inception, if you want to take that road.

All Joes aside.



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#13
I know the answer! We know the world is ending when people make pointless, uninteresting threads like this one in large number.

Yes. I win.
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#15
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Joe Jonas is a better guitarist that both of those other people.


Do you kiss your mother with that mouth? **** man what the **** is wrong with you?
#16
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I hate to break it to you, but Joe satriani isnt that big outside of the world of guitarists.



I agree.
#17
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1. That's not surprising.
2. This has nothing to do with the end of the world.

I was wrong.

This wins.
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#18
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Do you kiss your mother with that mouth? **** man what the **** is wrong with you?

No, I kiss your mother with that mouth.
Also, trolled.
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#19
i knew the world was ending when they stopped making new catdog episodes.
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#21
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No, I kiss your mother with that mouth.
Also, trolled.

OH SNAP
#24
Popular music has almost always been crap.

That's surprising to you? Still? Really?
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#25
Okay few things.

1. I KNOW it doesn't mean the end of the world, it just hit me rock hard that Joe Jonas beat Joe Biden. It baffled me that Joe Jonas, a popstar, beat the Vice President of the U.S.

2. I know Joe Satriani isn't too popular out of the guitar world, however he was still the next Joe on the list.

3. I want to know how YOU know the world is ending. Most of you missed the point of the thread


Oh, and another one to add, when the Ultimate Guitar Forums becomes way too similar to 4chan (specifically /b/)
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#26
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i knew the world was ending when they stopped making new catdog episodes.



Win.
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