#1
My girlfriends grandfather is having open heart surgery and may pass away. What can i say to my girl to calm her down and feel better?
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#2
Tell her to go **** herself.
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#3
You don't have to say anything, just be there for her when she needs you.
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#4
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Tell her to go **** herself.


Well that won't be useful to him. Tell her you want to **** her. That way the TS gets some action.
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Tell her to go **** herself.

That made me lol.
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#6
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Tell her to go **** herself.


dude that's a pussy move.


but TS, I really don't know what you can say. if it's not absolute certain that he's gonna pass away just comfort her and tell her everything's gonna be okay.
#7
"it's okay sweetie, my penis is still here"

or to be serious, say nothing but "how are you feeling?" or "are you okay?"

and let them respond and talk about whatever it is they want to discuss and just go along with that.
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#8
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Tell her to go **** herself.

Because thats a way to make her feel better. :roll:

How about we try to be helpful, rather then insolant assholes who have nothing better to do and rarely discuss anything?


Just tell her everyone has their time, and theres nothing you can do about it. Enjoy the people around you while you can, and when they are gone enjoy the memories you have. It's okay to be sad when a loved one passes away, but would they want you to stay sad? I doubt it. They would want you to keep on going on strong and happy, with all the memories of them close to your heart.

That's what I said to my friend when her dad passed away.

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dude that's a pussy move.


but TS, I really don't know what you can say. if it's not absolute certain that he's gonna pass away just comfort her and tell her everything's gonna be okay.



Touche.
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#10
look her in the eyes and tell her that no matter what happens, she can always count on you to be there inside of her
#11
You seriously don't know how to console your girlfriend?

What the hell happened to interpersonal relations skills?

That means knowing how to talk to and interact with other people.
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#12
gtdude is right...

Just be there for her cause there is nothing that you can really say to help. It happens.
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#14
"hey, if you need anything let me know, this is probably tough on you, and i want to be here to support you."

classic. use only in the proper situation. dont overuse.
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#15
JUST DON'T TELL HER THAT YOU KNOW HOW SHE FEELS!! Chicks hate that... Be their for her!
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#16
yup, just be there for her. if she has something to say listen. thats all you can do.
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#17
Do what anus says and if she dont stop crying rape her

EDIT: If it makes her feel better do heart surgery too next to her grandfather then she will cry for 2 people!
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#18
Kill her parents, then she won't be so worried about her grandfather anymore.
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#19
"do you want me inside of you?"

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#20
being under that surgery would freak me out...
knowing that after you're put to sleep, theres a chance you might not wake up is a frightening thought
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#21
Just be there for her. You can't bring him back, so just let her know that he had a long life, and everyone goes at some point. Just make her know that you are there for her and that you care for her loss.
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#22
tell her not to worry, her grandpa is probably old, and that's what old people do, they die
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Be there for her.
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#27
Set her down, it's time to have a heart to heart with her. You need to tell her how you honestly feel and let all your feelings out. It's really time to get to know her and see if you soulmates.

You sit her down, and let her know your deepest emotions.

You tell her how you feel: "Women are only good for 71 things i find, Cooking, Cleaning, and 69."

Now, depending on her reaction to your total honesty, you should be able to tell how long you two are going to last as a couple.
#28
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Because thats a way to make her feel better. :roll:

How about we try to be helpful, rather then insolant assholes who have nothing better to do and rarely discuss anything?


Just tell her everyone has their time, and theres nothing you can do about it. Enjoy the people around you while you can, and when they are gone enjoy the memories you have. It's okay to be sad when a loved one passes away, but would they want you to stay sad? I doubt it. They would want you to keep on going on strong and happy, with all the memories of them close to your heart.

That's what I said to my friend when her dad passed away.

/got me in her pants



this. is good advice.
#31
well u can use the old "death is just a part of life" because its true.
Just be there for her and hold her whatever
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#33
No point in saying the obvious, unless you want to look stupid. Just be near her and exploit her emotionally damaged state to your advantage, perhaps by strengthening the relationship (You better hold onto me close, you wouldn't want ME to fade away forever would you?) or getting a little action (I know what will take your mind off things...).
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No point in saying the obvious, unless you want to look stupid. Just be near her and exploit her emotionally damaged state to your advantage, perhaps by strengthening the relationship (You better hold onto me close, you wouldn't want ME to fade away forever would you?) or getting a little action (I know what will take your mind off things...).

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#35
chances are, nothing will happen. My pops had a quadruple heart bypass last christmas, and he has fully recovered. Heart surgery, with all the recent medical breakthroughs and modern technologies, has become a lot less dangerous. But as said before, support her and listen to her etc etc etc. And lots of hugging her, that kinda stuff works wonders.
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