Poll: Well, you tell me.
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Rape.
14 61%
Masturbation.
9 39%
Voters: 23.
#1
... Is it rape, or masturbation?

Discuss.
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#4
And I didn't even need to use the search bar.

Pretty sure I'm the first.

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Both.


I realized that this was a viable option... but I don't know how to edit the poll to allow people to double vote.
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#5
This was discussed like a weed ago but it involved clones.

I still say its both.

https://www.ultimate-guitar.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1082171&highlight=clone+masturbation

Edit: It's supposed to be week but I restrict the right to not change that typo.
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#6
"Don't knock masturbation. It's having sex with someone I love very much."

-Woody Allen
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#7
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This was discussed like a weed ago but it involved clones.





I had the exact conversation with my friend a while back. I dare not go into any more detail, though.
#8
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I had the exact conversation with my friend a while back. I dare not go into any more detail, though.


You put it in his pooper I presume.
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#9
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You put it in his pooper I presume.

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#10
its masterbation, if its to yourself its masterbation.
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#12
Well, it's not rape, if I enjoy it.

So, yes, it's rape. I'm calling my cops on myself 5 minutes after I arrive back in time.
#13
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Well, it's not rape, if I enjoy it.

So, yes, it's rape. I'm calling my cops on myself 5 minutes after I arrive back in time.



Well future you might enjoy it... but past you would be being anally penetrated without consent.

Do you think that you'd traumatize yourself? Then you'd be too traumatized to go back in time and rape you... because you'd think it were horrible. Then it wouldn't have happened. So you would go back in time...

Oi vey, paradoxes.
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#14
Quote by Bushinarin
You put it in his pooper I presume.


If by "his" you mean my clone, then yes. Best masturbation session ever. Yep, the conversation got so heated that we created a clone just so testing could be conducted and a proper conclusion could be drawn.