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Hello friends.

I just got back from the gym tonight to find this:








My roommate's motorcycle is parked in the middle of our living room. He is nowhere to be found, and is not answering his phone. It smells faintly but noticeably of gasoline (petrol for UK'ers?) in my house.

Why do you suppose he would park it in our living room?
What happened to my roommate?
Am I going to die of CO poisoning?
Should I take it out for a joyride, even though I have no idea how to start or operate it?
Is rape an acceptable reaction?

Share your thoughts, friends. Also, feel free to talk about motorcycles in this thread. Share stories and what not.

I apologize if this is entirely too silly for the Pit.
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#4
rape it
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Why do you suppose he would park it in our living room?
What happened to my roommate?
Am I going to die of CO2 poisoning?
Should I take it out for a joyride, even though I have no idea how to start or operate it?
Is rape an acceptable reaction?


- I dunno

-I dunno

- no, not unless you start it and suck on the exhaust pipe, and it's CO you have to worry about

-hell yes

-this is the pit, rape is ALWAYS acceptable


oh, and
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I am so jealous of how neat/clean your apartment looks. I share a 4-bedroom apartment and its messy as hell.

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#8
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rape it



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#10
i'd crack a window, gas fumes can make you a bit out of it
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#11
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is your friend parked in the garage?


Oh dear.

Edit: I believe It's CO2 poisoning you'll get, not CO2. See? the difference is that the 2 is smaller, therefore more dangerous.
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Oh god...


Any reason why you have that ready to post in this thread?
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#13
Before you take it to the streets, do few laps around that nice sofa, make a circuit in your house, and go call out fellow biker's on the street to race.


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#14
Take it for a ride. Drive it on the sidewalk at 200 km per hour near the old folks' home.
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Oh god...


Any reason why you have that ready to post in this thread?

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#16
CO2 poisoning? Well, sorry to say your lungs are filled with a lot of CO2 at all time. I think you mean CO (carbon monoxide) poisoning. There's is no worry since there is no combustion. Don't fire it up in the house and you'll be safe. The gas fumes might get to ya. Also, rape and
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Take it for a ride. Drive it on the sidewalk at 200 km per hour near the old folks' home.

Haha, when you drive it through a parking garage, it sets off all the car alarms of cars parked in there. I could do that.

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is your friend parked in the garage?

No garage. Though it is worth checking to see if he's parked outside.

*checks*

No he's not.

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CO2 poisoning? Well, sorry to say your lungs are filled with a lot of CO2 at all time. I think you mean CO (carbon monoxide) poisoning. There's is no worry since there is no combustion. Don't fire it up in the house and you'll be safe. The gas fumes might get to ya. Also, rape and


You're right, it's carbon MONoxide that kills you. Mon = 1. Man, if I can't even get that right...sheesh. I'm dropping out of college.

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i'd crack a window, gas fumes can make you a bit out of it


I don't believe you dude. I mean, I hear it's turkeyland when the fraggle banger slaps the porkrind and the blarney stone replies with a scotchguard. It's also blunt to assume the ratbomb lives in Connecticut, though his stanza bears plates from whencefurther.
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#19
Your roomate has ascended beyond his fleshy form and activated his Lvl 99 SUPERTECH -> YAMAHARIFICATION.

Mount him to establish superiority.
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good answer: call his cell?

better answer: poop in the gas tank
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I don't believe you dude. I mean, I hear it's turkeyland when the fraggle banger slaps the porkrind and the blarney stone replies with a scotchguard. It's also blunt to assume the ratbomb lives in Connecticut, though his stanza bears plates from whencefurther.


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Oh dear.

Edit: I believe It's CO2 poisoning you'll get, not CO2. See? the difference is that the 2 is smaller, therefore more dangerous.

XD I luled hard
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#24
Pawn it and buy a little mountain of heroin.
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are you related to Jerry Shaw


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Yamaha r6. 2006i think
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Edit: I believe It's CO2 poisoning you'll get, not CO2. See? the difference is that the 2 is smaller, therefore more dangerous.

You can't see it coming.

I was hoping this motorcycle in your house had a matching hole in the wall. Apparently it was polite enough to use the door though.
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#30
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good answer: call his cell?

better answer: poop in the gas tank

I said in OP that he's not answering his phone. And unfortunately, I cannot summon any poop at the moment. Bummer.

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Pawn it and buy a little mountain of heroin.


I was actually thinking about wheeling it outside and putting a sign on it that says "economy sucks, selling bike for best offer".

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are you related to Jerry Shaw?


Nuh-uh. Should I know who this is??

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Yamaha r6. 2006i think
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edit way to old for 06..maybe a 2000??

It's a Yamaha YZF. No idea what year.

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I was hoping this motorcycle in your house had a matching hole in the wall. Apparently it was polite enough to use the door though.


Yeah...or it teleported! Or perhaps...



I was actually thinking of concocting some way to hook it up to the TV or the PS3 and make one of those arcade games where you sit on the bike and lean left and right to turn. All is well until I accidentally hit the real throttle and launch it through the window...but then again, problem solved! No bike in the house!
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#32
Why do you suppose he would park it in our living room?

Because he loves her, and if you get to stay in the house so should she!

What happened to my roommate?

Probably gone to buy her a present - some WD40 or a new tank pad...

Am I going to die of CO2 poisoning?

...you may die of carbon monoxide poisoning, but not from the bike...

Should I take it out for a joyride, even though I have no idea how to start or operate it?
Is rape an acceptable reaction?

Only if you think there is no chance your roommate could take you - because if you hurt her he'll be forced to kill you, or at least try!
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Only if you think there is no chance your roommate could take you - because if you hurt her he'll be forced to kill you, or at least try!

If he killed me, he'd have no one to pay the other half of the rent.
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#34
Why would he park it in the living room?

Because he's just evaded the cops in a high speed pursuit and wants to get it off the street for a while.
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Why would he park it in the living room?

Because he's just evaded the cops in a high speed pursuit and wants to get it off the street for a while.

Oh man, good point. I could be housing a criminal. And a criminal vehicle!

Time to break out the ol' chainsaw.
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#38
do burnouts on his bedroom floor
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I imagined the thread title said in the voice of that stickman thing on the animation before the banana comes in and says 'I AM A BANANA'.

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