#1
Just post random quotes you find.

No one has the right to teach us stuff we don't want to learn. That's what the Constitution is all about.
#4
I didn't use it because if it would've already existed, then it had fallen off the first page, and if I would've posted in it I might've recieved a warning because necroposting is bad.
#5
Can we quote ourselves?

Quote by nemo306
Can we quote ourselves?
Quote by nemo306
Can we quote ourselves?
Quote by nemo306
Can we quote ourselves?
I Had No Sig Once.



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#6
"All I can do is battle depression. I can’t beat it. I’ll never get rid of it."

"There's a little truth behind every just kidding, a little curiosity behind every just wondering, a little knowledge behind every i don't know, & a little emotion behind every i don't care."
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Quote by CrossBack7
Momie's like not even a real person, just an asian, lesbian spirit.
#8
Quote by Han Solo
I have a bad feeling about this (thread).


ohh and Nemo, is your sig inspired by the ending of Ferris Bueller's Day off?
funkyducky


Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

Quote by daytripper75
Get To Da Choppa!
#12
Quote by Deicidal
"BOOM"

- Kurt Cobain's Shotgun, April 5th, 1994


Fixed.
funkyducky


Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

Quote by daytripper75
Get To Da Choppa!
#14
"The Searchbar you should use" -Yoda

"He who posts without searching has forgotten the face of his father" - Roland
#15
"lol"


Quote by Våd Hamster
Find a dice and assign a number to each girl. Throw the dice.


The number you hope for at the moment you throw the dice, is the one you'll want to keep.
#16
From Facebook....

"Rock and roll ain't no riddle man, to ME it makes good, good sense" AC/DC (My Favorite)


"First rule in road side beet sales, put the prettiest beets on top. The beets that make you pull the car over and say 'Wow, I need this beet right now' those are the money beets." Dwight Schrute


"I'm feeling sort of Hispanic today."


"I come back here and he's touchin' all my food! It's like living with ****ing Helen Keller!" My brother


"Finally, a man comes around to look at my curves."-Mathias

"Kiss my magical ass."- My father


"I LOVE BIG LAND!" Jeani


"Don't worry, every little thing gonna be alright."-Bob Marley


"Music is like candy, you have to throw away all the rappers."


"I like looking at children........From a distance." -Suzy


"What are you looking at?" "Is that pornography?" -My mother "No, this is Facebook mom."-Me

“A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and gets to bed at night, and in between he does what he wants to do."
-Bob Dylan

"Draft beer, not people"-Bob Dylan


"When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace."-Jimi Hendrix


"MTV makes me want to smoke crack" - Beck
I love Foxy Shazam more than you.



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#18
"I picked up the phone one day, and a voice said, 'This is Mr. Johnson, a student loan director from your bank. You are 62 bank payments behind. We found out today from the institute you attended that they received none of the $72,000 we lent you. We'd really like to know what you did with it.' I said 'well Mr. Johnson, I'm not going to lie to you. I gave it to my friend Jiggs Casey, and he built a nuclear weapon with it, and I'd appreciate if you'd stop calling me.'"
E-married to ilikepirates

Quote by bloodtrocuted93

How are you so fucking awesome at music?


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#19
It's my first day - Homer Simpson
Quote by juan Andrés

Sorry awful Anglish.
#20
Kill Me - Terry Schiavo
Any spelling or grammatical errors written above are because of my inferior brain to yours. Good job, you won life.
#21
Quote by ScottElwood
Kill Me - Terry Schiavo


I thought she couldn't talk...
funkyducky


Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

Quote by daytripper75
Get To Da Choppa!
#22
"I'm not stuck in here with you, you're stuck in here with me!" - Rorschack, from Watchmen
#23
"if you say something intending for it to be random, then it's not random because you pre-meditated it" - logic
Kerry King Of the Australia FTW! Club. PM Alter-Bridge or The_Random_Hero to join. Australians only

Quote by dehollister

and im 14 got any problems ill f*ckin drop you.


HE'LL DO IT

Quote by Kensai
Spooni_Shaq is the best UGer ever, period
#25
Quote by Spooni_Shaq
"if you say something intending for it to be random, then it's not random because you pre-meditated it" - logic


OMG that's not true, me and my friends are soooooooooooooooooooooooo RANDOM. We do random things all weekend, we're so random we're like a handful of 20 sided dice.
#26
No one's gay for Moleman


Quote by Våd Hamster
Find a dice and assign a number to each girl. Throw the dice.


The number you hope for at the moment you throw the dice, is the one you'll want to keep.