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#1
http://movies.yahoo.com/feature/buzz-log-chuck-norris.html

So this is an article on Yahoo! right now. The headline 'Chuck Norris becomes an Internet Superstar'


Oh man....talk about out dated! I can't believe this is from today...i remember those stupid jokes from up to 5 years ago!


I had to share this with you guys. Apparently Yahoo! is under a dang Rock!

EDIT: Okay, Yahoo! has officially changed the headline, hah! It now says 'Chuck Norris turns 69, Remains Web Star"

I'm guessing i'm not the only one that made fun of the original
Yeah, uh-huh...that's what they all say.
Last edited by BassFishin at Mar 11, 2009,
#2
I kid, I kid.
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#4
that's pretty jokes.. i think ive seen something similarly hilarious on there before..

after actually reading the article
For those who are unaware, these are "Paul Bunyanesque exaggerations" of Norris' powers. They became a popular online joke several years ago and are still a source of amusement for many. An example: "Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He waits." Another: "Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried." You get the point.


did you even read the article?
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Last edited by tona_107 at Mar 11, 2009,
#5
they did it because its chucks birthday stupid, and they aknowledged the fact that the site was made years ago, and that "it still provides entertainment for some".


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Last edited by ihavenoname93 at Mar 11, 2009,
#6
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You guys hear about the Berlin Wall?? Just saw it on Yahoo!


Holy crap, i guess Bush wont the election! This'll be great!


Yahoo!: Providing you Yesterday's News....Today!
Yeah, uh-huh...that's what they all say.
#7
"Happy Birthday, Chuck Norris"

...So?

Maybe his birthday is today!

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before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

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#8
Quote by ihavenoname93
they did it because its chucks birthday stupid, and they aknowledged the fact that the site was made years ago, and that "it still provides entertainment for some.


noob


Boy quit your internet insulting and carry on a decent arguement like a human being. Like you'd ACTUALLY say something like that in real life. Pathetic!

I'm saying read the headline! Well, read it on Yahoo anyways. it literally says 'Chuck Norris becomes Internet Sensation"
Yeah, uh-huh...that's what they all say.
#9
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Holy crap, i guess Bush wont the election! This'll be great!


Yahoo!: Providing you Yesterday's News....Today!


Hey, guess what?? George W. Bush is going to read a book at my kid's elementary school today!
#11
HOLY ****lNG **** GUYS TURN THE TV ON RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!! SOMEONE BLEW UP THE TWIN TOWERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#12
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Hey, guess what?? George W. Bush is going to read a book at my kid's elementary school today!



Wow! Neat! Sounds like it's gonna be a great day!
Yeah, uh-huh...that's what they all say.
#13
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HOLY ****lNG **** GUYS TURN THE TV ON RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!! SOMEONE BLEW UP THE TWIN TOWERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




Someone stuck a bomb in the WTC'S parking lot!

funkyducky


Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

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#14
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Wow! Neat! Sounds like it's gonna be a great day!


What a brave guy.
#15
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Someone stuck a bomb in the WTC'S parking lot!





EVERYONE RUN IN CIRCLES AND PANIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#16
The Ottomans are besieging Vienna! Holy ****!

Humans have invented agriculture! Breaking news!!! We no longer have to be hunters and gatherers!
#17
Going to see Damageplan in Columbus, who else is coming?? Bringing a friend, used to be a marine. Pretty crazy dude, though. He's not a big fan.
#18
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did you even read the article?
Apparently he never got past the headline ...
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#19
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Going to see Damageplan in Columbus, who else is coming?? Bringing a friend, used to be a marine. Pretty crazy dude, though. He's not a big fan.


Eh, thats okay.

By the way, i own a gun store and just sold a shotgun to KURT COBAIN!

Can you believe it?? The singer of Nirvana!

I didn't know he liked guns though...

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Apparently he never got past the headline ...



yea i read the dang article people. the whole point of this WAS indeed the headline. i thought it was hilarious!

lighten up y'all. just wanted to make you laugh a bit.
Yeah, uh-huh...that's what they all say.
Last edited by BassFishin at Mar 11, 2009,
#20
He's 69?

Whoa. He looks like he's in his 40s or something... >_>
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#21
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Eh, thats okay.

By the way, i own a gun store and just sold a shotgun to KURT COBAIN!

Can you believe it?? The singer of Nirvana!

I didn't know he liked guns though...


Wow!! I sell firearms as well!! This quiet little asian kid bought a few guns off of me. I asked him if he should be at school. He said he was on his way.
#23
I just heard someone invented the wheel. Anyone got a link?
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#24
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I just heard someone invented the wheel. Anyone got a link?


Ugga bugga wugga uh?
#25
Quote by Deicidal
Chuck Norris makes movies??


funkyducky


Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

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Get To Da Choppa!
#27
Quote by BassFishin
yea i read the dang article people. the whole point of this WAS indeed the headline. i thought it was hilarious!

lighten up y'all.
nah, you tried to make it sound like Yahoo wasn't aware this was old. They were.
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Oh man....talk about out dated! I can't believe this is from today...i remember those stupid jokes from up to 5 years ago!


I had to share this with you guys. Apparently Yahoo! is under a dang Rock!
Quote by Yahoo Article
They became a popular online joke several years ago and are still a source of amusement for many.



Maybe you're the one who needs to lighten up.
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#28
the link said the jokes were popular several years ago, theyre just bringing it up because its his birthday....
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#29
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I just heard someone invented the wheel. Anyone got a link?


HA!!!

Yeah, uh-huh...that's what they all say.
#31
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nah, you tried to make it sound like Yahoo wasn't aware this was old. They were.



Maybe you're the one who needs to lighten up.



? But i just thought it was funny....i don't understand why you're pursueing the whole thing...

but that's all anyone does here, so whatever
Yeah, uh-huh...that's what they all say.
#33
Quote by BassFishin
Boy quit your internet insulting and carry on a decent arguement like a human being. Like you'd ACTUALLY say something like that in real life. Pathetic!

I'm saying read the headline! Well, read it on Yahoo anyways. it literally says 'Chuck Norris becomes Internet Sensation"



i actually wouldve said that to you in real life.

and reading past the headline generally helps understanding the article better. the article mentions numerous times that the site has been up for years. ug'ers should know more than anyone that headlines can be misleading, after many news articles we've seen here.
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Last edited by ihavenoname93 at Mar 11, 2009,
#34
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OH, I see what you did there!!


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...
funkyducky


Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

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#35
Quote by BassFishin
Boy quit your internet insulting and carry on a decent arguement like a human being. Like you'd ACTUALLY say something like that in real life. Pathetic!

I'm saying read the headline! Well, read it on Yahoo anyways. it literally says 'Chuck Norris becomes Internet Sensation"


...and? It doesn't say "recently," does it? Accept the fact that you've failed.
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#36
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And the other guy is...
a) - not amused

b) - not taking any shit

c) - about to kick his ass

d) - all of the above
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? But i just thought it was funny....i don't understand why you're pursueing the whole thing...

but that's all anyone does here, so whatever
the reason you gave for this being funny makes you look more stupid than you thought Yahoo was.

If it was funny to laugh at them, it's now even funnier to laugh at you.

*searches for failboat pic*
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Last edited by SomeoneYouKnew at Mar 11, 2009,
#37
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nah, you tried to make it sound like Yahoo wasn't aware this was old. They were.



Maybe you're the one who needs to lighten up.



thank you. you are the best at arguments of anyone, ever
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#38
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thank you. you are the best at arguments of anyone, ever
not really. you don't want to go toe-to-toe with meths ... ever.
Trust me on that one.
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#39
Holy crap columbus landed in America!
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#40
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a) - not amused

b) - not taking any shit

c) - about to kick his ass

d) - all of the above
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Bruce Lee killed Norris in that movie.

The other guy sucks, and Lee ****ed his shit up and ripped out his chest hair.
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