#1
Post some Yo Momma jokes here. I'll start.
Yo momma's so fat, when she jumped for joy, she got stuck.

Yo momma's so fat her photo fell off the wall.

Yo momma's so fat, when the door bell rang, she opened the microwave.

Yo momma's so fat, Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction.

Yo momma's so stupid she sold her car for petrol.

Yo momma's so stupid she reuses her toilet paper.

Yo momma's so ugly she made onions cry.

Yo momma's so old, she farts dust.

Yo Momma so poor when I saw her wobbling down the street with 1 shoe, I asked "Lost a shoe?", and she said - "Nope...just found one..."

Your turn. GO!!!!!
Last edited by holycow at Mar 11, 2009,
#8
yo mummas so fat that she couldnt see the search bar through her eyelid flab, and if she maybe just excercised she would have realised that there was a thread exactly like this like, yesterday

oh yeah
i went there
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#9
marvin gaye? wtf lol
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