#1
According to my anatomy teacher the hard candy (lifesavers) are virtually choke proof. Apparently there has never been a reported death from the candy compared to other candies that have extremly high numbers. Apparently the man who invented the lifesaver had a son. His son choked to death on a piece of hard candy. This caused him to develop a safe hard candy. If it goes down you throat flat there is the hole in the middle that allows air. If it goes down straight then it's thin enough to let air pass on either side. I thought this was really cool. Do you guys know of any awesome life saving devices or anything at all that somehow minutly relates to the subject.
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#2
They're the sweets that look like polos but taste of TCP right?
#3
om nom nom.
wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

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#4
Screw that, I like to live dangerously
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#5
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om nom nom.


*chokes*
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On second thought, **** tuning forks. You best be carrying around a grand piano that was tuned by an Italian
#6
Cool confectionery concoction brah.

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#8
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*chokes*


*Gets paddles*

CLEAR!
wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

FOR JUST £2 A WEEK, YOU CAN PREVENT THIS.
#10
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*Gets paddles*

CLEAR!

GOD DAMNIT GIVE IT UP!! HE'S GONE!
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id like to shave my balls, but i always cut myself and when i do my shaver is like om nom nom testicle skin.
#11


You have no idea how much I want some now...

Edit: Just Wikipedia'd lifesavers...

Apparently the inventors son committed suicide...at age 32...

Me thinks your anatomy teacher is wrong...or wikipedia is wrong...that's quite likely actually...
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#12
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GOD DAMNIT GIVE IT UP!! HE'S GONE!


NEVER!

CLEAR!
wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

FOR JUST £2 A WEEK, YOU CAN PREVENT THIS.
#13
Yea I could go for some lifesavers now too...

But who sucks on them? I just eat them straight off, if I wanted to suck it I'd get a cough drop..
#14
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On second thought, **** tuning forks. You best be carrying around a grand piano that was tuned by an Italian
#17
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NEVER!

CLEAR!

he's in a better place now! he's with Dime, that's all we can ever hope for!
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id like to shave my balls, but i always cut myself and when i do my shaver is like om nom nom testicle skin.
#18
Sounds like an urban legend, could be wrong. I always thought it was because they resembled poolside flotation rings
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#20
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You have no idea how much I want some now...

Edit: Just Wikipedia'd lifesavers...

Apparently the inventors son committed suicide...at age 32...

Me thinks your anatomy teacher is wrong...or wikipedia is wrong...that's quite likely actually...


maybe he committed suicide by choking on candy?
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When you think about it, that's just going to cause water drag.

Must be why the hired Pam Anderson, no water drag there.

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#26
Anyone remeber the Polo hole's that were bought out years ago? Thats one way to piss all over these fireworks.
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When you think about it, that's just going to cause water drag.

Must be why the hired Pam Anderson, no water drag there.

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#29
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Ba-dum-psssssh!


that belongs in the bass thread!
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On second thought, **** tuning forks. You best be carrying around a grand piano that was tuned by an Italian
#30
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#31
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that belongs in the bass thread!


You mean drumming?
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I loled
#32
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You mean drumming?


no, I mean bassing.
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On second thought, **** tuning forks. You best be carrying around a grand piano that was tuned by an Italian
#33
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no, I mean bassing.


You do know that the internet is serious business, right?
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I loled
#34
So he just copied Polos?

I got a hard boiled sweet stuck in my throat once when I was 6 or 7, but because I wasn't mentally deficient I was able to reach into my throat and pull it out. You know, so I didn't die. Because it's really hard to do that.
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#35
I swallowed a marble when i was little... IT'S STILL THERE

do-de-do-de do-de-do-de

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#36
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So he just copied Polos?

I got a hard boiled sweet stuck in my throat once when I was 6 or 7, but because I wasn't mentally deficient I was able to reach into my throat and pull it out. You know, so I didn't die. Because it's really hard to do that.
It is if you have massive man hands.

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#38
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Way to ruin my faith in candymakers, manda.
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#39
Quote by meh!
I swallowed a marble when i was little... IT'S STILL THERE

do-de-do-de do-de-do-de

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you'll know when it leaves I bet