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#1
My cousin has slept with my best friend and countless other guys i know
She has facebook pictures of her in skimpy outfits, where her vag is showing, so she scribbles on it on MS paint to block it out
How do i tell her shes gonna die of aids by the time shes 19
or get raped by some huge mother***ker
or just teach her to have a bit of dignity?

i know theres gonna be a million immature and stupid comments, but the few of u who can help, advice would be greatly appreciated.

Thanks

and no, im not posting pics
you dirty f**kers
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#2
number plz
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#4
She can do what the **** she likes and doesn't need you to tell her not to.

Let her make her own mistakes.

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#6
Wait, whats her name again?

Ill talk to her myself, dont worry about it.
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#7
pics pl0x

I don't even know why I asked, I'm gay
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#12
Let me get her number?
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#13
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So are you hitting it or not?


yeah are you? cuz me n cocacolabottle were gunna take turns with her tonight if you arent
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#14
give me her number i'll erm... erm... talk some sense into her. srsly that girl needs a good spanking I MEAN seeing to IMEAN ..erm. yeah
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#18
So, Whats her facebook?

Quote by swansareroadkil
How do i tell her shes gonna die of aids by the time shes 19
or get raped by some huge mother***ker
or just teach her to have a bit of dignity?


Rape
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#20
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really wierd situation, u should tell her, buy be carefull, say that u only want to help

but*
#21
you mind if the pit goes family style on her?
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#25
Quote by swansareroadkil
My cousin has slept with my best friend and countless other guys i know
She has facebook pictures of her in skimpy outfits, where her vag is showing, so she scribbles on it on MS paint to block it out
How do i tell her shes gonna die of aids by the time shes 19
or get raped by some huge mother***ker
or just teach her to have a bit of dignity?

i know theres gonna be a million immature and stupid comments, but the few of u who can help, advice would be greatly appreciated.

Thanks

and no, im not posting pics
you dirty f**kers


Are you kidding me my sister is worst than that I can remember 8 guys she slept with in two days drunk as hell and just calls them her **** buddies two of them are my best friends (well my best friends that are guys anyway...)
and that is a true story...!
#26
I'll have the spam spam spam spam spam spam bacon and spam! But can you replace the bacon with spam? I don't really like bacon...
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#28
Does she really obviously scribble out her sausage wallet in the photos or is it at least the same colour as her clothes or whatever?
#29
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#30
use exif viewer if you wanna see her vag

see, I did you a favor now you do a favor for me and post the facebook link


no I'm not that desperate -_-
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#31
This thread is fail without pics.

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#32
Link to her facebook?

>.>

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#33
bingo!!!!

right post the link to her facebook and myspace on as many forums as you can, when she gets spamed by perverts it will suddenly click "I'm a massive *****!!!" :O
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#38
Prove it.
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#39
Sorry, i would love to help, but my policy is that i can't help unless pics are provided for, sorry!
I'm Luke.
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