#1
ok so basically i let out my ferret clover from her cage and she usually roams my house,
Until suddenly i heard a loud noise.
i went to my living room and seen that she had knocked off the casing covering my fireplace and has managed to squeeze herself under it.
I got really worried then because theres a huge fire which she could kill her.
i screamed her name but i heard nothing, i waited.......and waited......
Until suddenly i heard a scratching noise coming from my walls! i put my ear to the wall and heard more scratching noises, right away i knew it was clover, i think she is in the walls roaming about.
i cant get her out please help and please no stupid comments im really worried
#3
hit the breakers so that she doesnt chew any wires and zap herself, then try laying out some food near were she went in. and extinguish the fire so she wont get burned
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#4
make a hole in wall
put ferret food on dick
put dick in wall
when nibbling/bobbing feeling similar happens to float while fishing
reel it in
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#5
Hehe...

Dude, smash the wall if you care that much.
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#6
shes in my little sisters room wall now
and i think smashing the wall is kinda out the question
#7
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shes in my little sisters room wall now
and i think smashing the wall is kinda out the question


kay, let it die and rot and smell then


...do you liev in an old house too? cuz modern houses have the drywall nailed directly to the 2x4 frames, and tehre would nto be enough room for a ferret to get around. maybe you hear a mouse
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#8
try unscrewing a nearby wall outlet maybe? then try to coax her out. or grab shotgun and shoot holes in the wall till you find her
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#9
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try unscrewing a nearby wall outlet maybe? then try to coax her out. or grab shotgun and shoot holes in the wall till you find her


the guy sounds like hes 12 i wouldnt advice anyone who doesnt understand wiring and electricity to open a wall socket.
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#10
At least you don't have rats or termites.....
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#11
ok she has just came out now but the bad news is that i was gunna pick her up and put her back in her cage until she bit me really hard and ran back in there again.
shes acting all scared but i dont know why
#12
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ok she has just came out now but the bad news is that i was gunna pick her up and put her back in her cage until she bit me really hard and ran back in there again.
shes acting all scared but i dont know why


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#13
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ok she has just came out now but the bad news is that i was gunna pick her up and put her back in her cage until she bit me really hard and ran back in there again.
shes acting all scared but i dont know why



Possibly because it's an animal, and animals don't like to be picked up and put in a cage.

Not the sharpest tool in the shed, are you?
#15
shes a domestic ferret not a wild one and she is always usually good and loves to be handled
#16
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yes well i guess ferret do smell bad but you get used to it
plus, i trained her to use a litter box
#17
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ok she has just came out now but the bad news is that i was gunna pick her up and put her back in her cage until she bit me really hard and ran back in there again.
shes acting all scared but i dont know why
You engage in ferret trousering don't you?
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#19
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You engage in ferret trousering don't you?

....no thats cruel and pointless
she did however clime into my shirt once and bite my nippel
good news is that she came out again with patience and she is sleeping in her cage right now, woo!!!!!
#20
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the guy sounds like hes 12 i wouldnt advice anyone who doesnt understand wiring and electricity to open a wall socket.

But, you know, firing a shotgun all over the house is fine.
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#21
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But, you know, firing a shotgun all over the house is fine.

i live in the UK, guns aren't permitted unless for the use of hunting