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To people who don't live and have never been to Texas....what are your impressions of Texans? Just wondering...
#3
Big belt buckles, big trucks, small penises.
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#4
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwww

That's what I think.
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#6
They put the crazy in crazy texans.
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#7
I know that the only thing Texas has is steers and queers and you don't have horns now do you boy?
#8
most people see them as redneck cowboys
i dont know any
so I reserve judgement
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#9
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#14
heavy southern accents are annoying.
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#15
I'm quite happy to be as open-minded about Texans as I am everyone else, but to be honest Texas hasn't exactly got too many awesome people in the public eye.
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#17
I heard that alot of them are fat. Like, statistically, Texas is the fattest state, in the fattest nation.
#18
Theyre surely all cowboys n they ride around on horses firin' their 6 shooters ah reckon! YEEEEEE HAAAAAAAWWW!
#19
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Dimebag was from Texas
RIP
Getcha' pull?


You just turned this into a RIP Dime thread, you asshat.
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#20
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I heard that alot of them are fat. Like, statistically, Texas is the fattest state, in the fattest nation.


No, that's Mississispipsisspi...
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Quote by AceOfBlades
I heard that alot of them are fat. Like, statistically, Texas is the fattest state, in the fattest nation.

Yea, there are a ****load of overweight people here, especially in Houston.
#22
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No, that's Mississispipsisspi...

Same shit, different name.
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#23
when they come and ski here in colorado ohhhhhh they suck really bad. we call um gapers.
#24
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You just turned this into a RIP Dime thread, you asshat.

it's my fault Dime was from Texas?
#25
I love em, my girlfriend is texan. I think as with any place, there are some nice people and some less than charming people.
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#26
Quote by Kensai
Same shit, different name.


Miisisisisipii is also the state most heavily populated by African Americans...

Racist.
#27
There are tons of Texans that piss the **** out of me and are ****ing stupid, but sometimes you get some nice ones like Dimebag Darrel.
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#28
dumbest females ever. everyone has massive colon problems due to excessive red meat. white folk hate black folk. people love their pick-up trucks.

probably not a fair generalization...but yea this is my basic impression of texans.
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#29
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#30
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it's my fault Dime was from Texas?


No, it's your fault for mentioning that Dime was from Texas.
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#31
Quote by AceOfBlades
I heard that alot of them are fat. Like, statistically, Texas is the fattest state, in the fattest nation.


Haha, I agree with you man. (I can say that, I live in Texas)
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#32
I know that RIP Dime and Vinnie Paul come from there.
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#33
RIP Dime and rednecks and hot girls.

That will be all.
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nice discovery, sir.


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#34
Quote by Trefellin
Miisisisisipii is also the state most heavily populated by African Americans...

Racist.


That's a lie and you know it
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#35
Quote by Trefellin
Miisisisisipii is also the state most heavily populated by African Americans...

Racist.


The missisiipiisssii delta is also prone to flooding.

You texans better learn to swim.

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#36
People seem to get cowboys and rednecks confused...

But as for most things, your stereotypes = true for only a very small part of the population.
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#37
I live in Texas and I hate the stereotype that we're all rednecks. I'm pretty much the opposite of the stereotype. I can't stand rednecks, especially those who take pride in being one.
#38
dude. texas ****ing kick ass.
people think hell is bad. try living here in the summer
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#39
I believe they live on ranches and eat corn, is this correct?
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#40
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The missisiipiisssii delta is also prone to flooding.

You texans better learn to swim.




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