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#1
In b4 "The Pit"

In English, we're studying Dante's nice levels of hell, and i thought how he made it out to be was very interesting. Our project was to create our own nine levels and what you had to do to get there.

So, what do you think someone needs to do to get into hell?
"We barely remember who or what came before this precious moment"

Tool, anyone?
Alter Bridge, maybe?
A bit of John Mayer?
Some beethoven sounds delightful, as well.
#4
You have to listen to Rihanna say "Umbrella" over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over....


And over
#7
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Non-existent.


This.

Bye! (In Snake from Simpsons voice)
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
#8
Shush. Just because the likelihood of something's existence is extremely minute doesn't mean that fairy-tales can't be fun!

EDIT: Ever seen The Twilight Zone?
Last edited by AA00P at Mar 11, 2009,
#10
Fire.

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#13
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Non-Existent or a bitch black area in which you are surrounded by wood on four sides and dirt, six feet underground.

bitch black you say?
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#14
Murderers go to hell.

Kensai too.
He's not a murderer though.
He's just sexy.

I doubt the whole place is all 'red and fiery' like in Little Nicky, or something.
I think it'll be pitch black, and kinda smokey with random flashlight flowing. Spoooky.
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#18
The Jonas Brothers butchering my favorite songs by miming them all!!!!!

though, i'm not a believer of all this heaven, hell & purgatory lark

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#20
wal-mart.
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#21
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Non-existent.

damn i was going to make a blank post and then quote myself explaining this.
you beat me to the point.
#24
ever been to mexico?

lol
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#26
I imagine hell to be pure white and yellow, brightest colors that you just could not withstand, and you would want to gouge your eyes out, but you can't! Cause your dead! And in hell, everything will be perfect. Sure, this will be cool for like a day or two, but your in here for eternity! And since everything is perfect, nothing cool will happen, so you'll spend eternity doing nothing, and you'll scream out for help because of how freakin' BORED you are, but no one answers, because you didn't believe in God, and now he is unleashing his revenge upon you

And don't get me started on the mormons..
#27
hell is probably a lot like church i'd assume.
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#28
Can't you all even ****in' humor the man? Woop-de-doo you don't believe, at least friggen' contribute.

I imaging hell to more of a simple place. A vast, never ending path of fire and brimstone.
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90% of people are arrogant bastards, regardless of religion.
#29
Getting raped
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#30
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I've been to Hell. Hell, Michigan, that is.

*Waiting for rimshot*


Bah Duh chee.
"We barely remember who or what came before this precious moment"

Tool, anyone?
Alter Bridge, maybe?
A bit of John Mayer?
Some beethoven sounds delightful, as well.
#31
Quote by Pedalboard
In b4 "The Pit"

In English, we're studying Dante's nice levels of hell, and i thought how he made it out to be was very interesting. Our project was to create our own nine levels and what you had to do to get there.

So, what do you think someone needs to do to get into hell?



dont you mean nine =p
I love my keyboardist, he's hot.

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#32
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Quebec?

YES!
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#33
*refers to Bosch's Hell*

It's just so damn creepy, I was gonna write a paper on him but decided to switch to Durer to feel more comfortable, that's saying a lot.
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#34
I don't believe in hell, but if there was one, it would be different for each person.
For the Christians, it would probably be a big, gay orgy.. or a gay wedding.
#35
To me Dante pretty much hit the nail on the head with his idea of it
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#36
complete and utter darkness in every direction for enternity.

You wouldnt hunger, or get tired. You'd walk into nothingness for eternity, without the ability to see. You'd go mad.

... the fire thing is crap. Hell would be well lit if there was fire everywhere, why would the devil afford you that luxury?

IMO it doesnt exist. All I have to say is the bible is the jewish translation of sumarian text, which was heavily written in symbolism. They couldnt represent flying by drawing a person floating, in their limited hyroglyphic art form it would look out of place. Bird fly, so angels have wings to represent that... So what kind of bipedal looked like humans and was floating around without wings? Think about it...
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#38
I'd imagine it'd just figure out your fears & make you live them
not knowing your dead
like bad dreams,
but forever
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#39
hell is where you repeatedly and forever live a torturous life that plays on your weaknesses
DECRESCENDO
#40
The definition of hell is the absence of God. There is no such this as God, .'. hell is like the entire universe.
Originally posted by baddewd
^Loser.



baddewd's talking about me!
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