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http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/bristol_palin

WASILLA, Alaska – The engagement is off for the teenage daughter of Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin and the father of her baby. Levi Johnston told The Associated Press on Wednesday that he and Bristol Palin mutually decided "a while ago" to end their relationship. The 19-year-old Johnston declined to elaborate.

Eighteen-year-old Bristol Palin says in a statement to the AP that she is "devastated."


That would have been a press field day had the McCain side won the election, and it seems Sarah Palin will never be out of reach of the news. To be honest I find it pretty darn funny.
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#4
So the favourite of the christian social conservatives of the US who are pro-life, pro-abstinence and anti-sex education experience irony first hand. Even Bristol said herself, abstinence doesn't work! Kids just want to *&%^
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Why is this the first time I've seen that? I knew what it would be as soon as I saw it

ANYWAY, yeah, I don't really care. Sucks to be Sarah Palin, what with her values and morals and such.

EDIT: Holy crap, her name is BRISTOL? All the news coverage I've ever seen just calls her "Sarah Palin's teenage daughter." What a God-awful name!

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hahahahahahaha completely owned. Sarah Palin's daughter is going to hell with her bastard baby!
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but seriously, people still care about the Palins?
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EDIT: Holy crap, her name is BRISTOL? All the news coverage I've ever seen just calls her "Sarah Palin's teenage daughter." What a God-awful name!


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#13
They were probably never engaged, just stated that they were so they wouldn't lose their nazi-protestant conservative voters.
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