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#1
Hey, we all know religion is a massive joke, none of it being real and all.

Since that is such a common fact of life, I was wondering... How would our world be had Jesus been a woman? Would men's rights be a joke? Would men constantly whine about being abused? Would men become sensitive about respecting their bodies?

Tell me what you think ;D
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#3
It would be a strange twist on a fictional story, and it wouldn't be any less believable.
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#5
im christian, so im going to ignore your totally ignorant first sentence because I think this could be a good thread.

Jesus would be hot if he was a woman.
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#6
And jesus was born from a virgin man?
Any spelling or grammatical errors written above are because of my inferior brain to yours. Good job, you won life.
#7
TS what the hell?


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#8
You are retarded.

Edit: Sorry, that's insulting to retarded people. TS, you are intellectually nonexistent.
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#10
Quote by RChandlerUG
Hey, we all know religion is a massive joke, none of it being real and all.

Since that is such a common fact of life, I was wondering... How would our world be had Jesus been a woman? Would men's rights be a joke? Would men constantly whine about being abused? Would men become sensitive about respecting their bodies?

Tell me what you think ;D


I love your adorable retardedness!
#11
Yeah, i didn't fill in all the details, let your imagination take it over, Perhaps Fem-Jesus was born from the same Virgin Mary, making 2 powerful female figures common in society. Perhaps things would be completely run and controlled by women, making men useless tools for nothing more than cleaning, cooking, and sex. IE: The exact reciprocal of today's society.
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Hey, we all know religion is a massive joke, none of it being real and all.

Since that is such a common fact of life, I was wondering... How would our world be had Jesus been a woman? Would men's rights be a joke? Would men constantly whine about being abused? Would men become sensitive about respecting their bodies?

Tell me what you think ;D


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#17
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Yeah, i didn't fill in all the details, let your imagination take it over, Perhaps Fem-Jesus was born from the same Virgin Mary, making 2 powerful female figures common in society. Perhaps things would be completely run and controlled by women, making men useless tools for nothing more than cleaning, cooking, and sex. IE: The exact reciprocal of today's society.


You do understand the recessive gene of the female is more dominant than that of a man.

In many years to come, Men could be extinct. Naturally anyway, Unless selective genders were produced.
But it is true that women would eventually be more of a mass than of the man.
#22
the fact that Jesus was (according to the bible) a man is due to the common archetype established by the male proportion of earlier middle eastern societies a long time ago. So if Jesus was a woman, we never would have heard of her, because none of the men would have perpetuated it in society.
#23
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Shit... Did I just get trolled?


Based on your avatar I would say you are obligated to post in Jesus related threads.
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There is no point except party and be healthy and happy. Also money is not something to live for. If i didnt need money for drugs and beer i would give mine away.


Vote here to help me get to BC!
#24
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Hey, we all know religion is a massive joke, none of it being real and all.

Since that is such a common fact of life, I was wondering... How would our world be had Jesus been a woman? Would men's rights be a joke? Would men constantly whine about being abused? Would men become sensitive about respecting their bodies?

Tell me what you think ;D
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#25
Quote by RChandlerUG
Hey, we all know religion is a massive joke, none of it being real and all.

Since that is such a common fact of life, I was wondering... How would our world be had Jesus been a woman? Would men's rights be a joke? Would men constantly whine about being abused? Would men become sensitive about respecting their bodies?

Tell me what you think ;D


The man Jesus of Nazareth did exist, you know.

Whether or not you believe his teachings... that is rather personal business, and not for you to judge.
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#26
It'd certainly make the depictions of the crucifix interesting.

Female Jesus all nailed up to the cross in nothing but a loin cloth.
#28
Quote by RChandlerUG
Would men constantly whine about being abused?
No, we're bigger.
Would men become sensitive about respecting their bodies?

Tell me what you think ;D
No. the root cause of women beinatg so concerned about physical appearance is because men judge their mates primarily based on that. Women tend to look more at wealth and status and a variety of other factors.
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The man Jesus of Nazareth did exist, you know.

Whether or not you believe his teachings... that is rather personal business, and not for you to judge.

It's highly debatable. There are very few accounts and really only one by a reliable account, which never actually calls him Jesus.
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#31
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Based on your avatar I would say you are obligated to post in Jesus related threads.


I just think that Jesus was cool. With the hair, the beard and going against "the man" in the name of the big man upstairs.

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It'd certainly make the depictions of the crucifix interesting.

Female Jesus all nailed up to the cross in nothing but a loin cloth.


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#33
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She'd probably be pretty hot.


Just squint a little bit, tell yourself she's a woman and he already is pretty hot.
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#34
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I just think that Jesus was cool. With the hair, the beard and going against "the man" in the name of the big man upstairs.


I agree. Jesus was a stoner too, it all adds up. It's too bad Christians doing things in his name gave him a bad rep.
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There is no point except party and be healthy and happy. Also money is not something to live for. If i didnt need money for drugs and beer i would give mine away.


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#35
If we knew about him, as a girl, then yes, there is a chance that some of our "gender roles" would be switched. A more effective change might be if, say, Adam ate the apple???
Oh by the way, guys, sorry but Jesus is a joke.

Whether or not you believe his teachings... that is rather personal business, and not for you to judge.
this guy made me chuckle. I can't judge whether or not to believe in magicman's rules???
oh, oh, that sucks. damn. I was doing that till now.
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#36
ignoring your first comment (hey, i believe what i believe) men were already dominant by Jesus' time. They'd been that way since their existence.

Perhaps women would've gotten rights sooner and would be treated as more of equals but that's it.
#37
This thread:

What IS Jesus was a woman?

^Doesn't make sense

What IF Jesus was a woman?

^Makes sense
#38
My findings tell me he was a femanine man, my picture will show that he did enjoy unicorns and rainbows. However, he was indeed a man as on multiple occasions, Jesus did indeed leave the kitchen. Please view my picture below.
EDIT:Please note the unicorn is breathing fire, NOT vomiting blood.
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#40
We've received mixed replies, so i think that i am going to change the topic.

Depending upon your sexuality (I won't discriminate.), which jesus would you have sex with?
I could make some sort of mini-poll, except i am inexperienced with them.
Perhaps i'll give them names so that they are easier to refer to.

Choices:

White Male Jesus (Common Jesus)
White Female Jesus (Fem-Jesus)
Black Male Jesus (Tyrese)
Black Female Jesus (Shaniqua)
Hispanic Male Jesus (Spic-sus)
Hispanic Female Jesus (Mrs Spic-sus)
Asian Male Jesus (Chin)
Asian Female Jesus (Chink)
Perhaps a Jesus made of pieces of all the others, all included in one multicoloured, macro-racial entity. We can call him (God-Sus)

Sexualities:

Heterosexual (Woman + Man)
Homosexual (Man + Man, Woman + Woman)
Bisexual (You take what you can get.)
If you're undecided, you will be placed into the category of (Sex is Sex.)

Please, for the sake of discussion, State which sexuality you fall into and which version of Jesus that you would most prefer to have intercourse with.

Thanks for your input
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