#1
...Carlos Santana's daughter is attending the same University that I am...

Thing is, the guy who pointed her out to me today...pointed to a girl who embodied the essence of what it means to be a loose slut...complete with the utterly transparent shirt and all...

I'm not sure if he's joking or what, so anyone know if she's known for being a bit...well..."off"? (I couldn't find any info about her online, about college or otherwise...)
#2
You have become a stalker. Good for you.

Now before you commit to stalking her, follow her around for a few days to see what she is like. You don't want to start stalking someone until you are sure they do interesting things.
#5
Quote by xaviergray
Are you kidding? Get her pregnant, your kid might have some of Santana's blood and end up a decent guitarist.


Or he might turn out extremely overrated. Either way, do it.

Either way, Santana has a fair amount of $$$$.
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#6
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what does this make you want to do?
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#10
Santana?As in Mr.Carlos"I was born a great guitarist and you can't make yourself good at guitar by practicing"Santana?
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#11
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how about ASKING HER


and risk making her uncomfortable? no, stalking is the only option.
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#13
When in doubt, stalk her and strangle her. Make it a script, sell it to M.Knight Shamilan and share the profit.
#14
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and risk making her uncomfortable? no, stalking is the only option.



hmm u and i think alike not at all green uo wood side foot out
#16
Quote by SnooBag101
how about ASKING HER



"Hello,I couldn't help noticing you look like Kind of a Slut! but anyways are you Santanas Daughter?"

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#17
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"Hello,I couldn't help noticing you look like Kind of a Slut! but anyways are you Santanas Daughter?"



maybe without the random capitalizations

EDIT: and NO that was not a remark on your grandfather's sexuality...
Last edited by SnooBag101 at Mar 11, 2009,
#18
Well if she's a slut, you'll have no problem getting into bed with her right? Hopefully it will go something like this

You: "uuuhhh ya, ya, oooh, ya!! Who's your daddy!!??!? Whose your daddy!!?!??"

Her: "santana"

You: "oh"

Her: "ya"

You: "koo"
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#19
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maybe without the random capitalizations

EDIT: and NO that was not a remark on your grandfather's sexuality...


wHaT RanDOM CapItAliZaTIoN?
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#21
Originally Posted by Trefellin
You have become a stalker. Good for you.

Now before you commit to stalking her, follow her around for a few days to see what she is like. You don't want to start stalking someone until you are sure they do interesting things.


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#22
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what does this make you want to do?

I second this.

In fact, this post should be made into a thread, stickied, and replace The Only Relationship Thread, as this is the only relationship help any of you should ever need.
#23
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Well if she's a slut, you'll have no problem getting into bed with her right? Hopefully it will go something like this

You: "uuuhhh ya, ya, oooh, ya!! Who's your daddy!!??!? Whose your daddy!!?!??"

Her: "santana"

You: "oh"

Her: "ya"

You: "koo"


LOL.

This thread is pretty full of win.
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#24
"Hi! Someone told me you were the great Carlos Santana's daughter. Is that true?" Simple.
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#26
Wow...I guess anyone asking a question like this in the Pit is thought to be a shallow bastard eh?

No, she's not really hot.

No, I have no intention of asking her, I'm not THAT interested to know...

No, I would NOT try to *insert sexual connotation here* her

I just want to know if my friends making a joke or not, I just found it weird that Santana would send her to a private religious college if she's not a slut...
#27
Quote by frottage
I second this.

In fact, this post should be made into a thread, stickied, and replace The Only Relationship Thread, as this is the only relationship help any of you should ever need.


Wow, flattering...except not so much...

But I guess I shouldn't be surprised as this is the pit...