#1
Due to my frequent habits of masturbation and my sudden urges to pee 4 gallons every hour, I am worried that i may be developing prostate problems at my young age of 17. What can i do to prevent this from becoming an issue in the future? (i wanna still be able to masturbate when i'm 99999999 years old in other words)
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#2
Ejactulating is good for your prostate
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#3
Wanking is good for your prostate, but I would seek the doctor about your bladder situation.
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#6
You're gonna have to feel your prostate and see if it's become enlarged, it's the only way.
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#8
If you're concerned, go to the doctor for a PSA and DRE, but if possible, a serum proteomics test, since that produces less false positives. If it's PSA, don't wank for 24 hours before, since that can raise or lower PSA levels, producing a false result.

Masturbating has been linked to good prostate health in the past. And the guy posting the demote above... diabetes mellitus is actually protective against prostate cancer

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If you're concerned, go to the doctor for a PSA and DRE, but if possible, a serum proteomics test, since that produces less false positives.

Masturbating has been linked to good prostate health in the past. And the guy posting the demote above... diabetes mellitus is actually protective against prostate cancer

I just finished a 2000 word assignment on the damn thing, Seeing this thread quite disappointed me that I couldn't escape prostate cancer


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Yeah I just read alot about it too. But for other reasons >.>
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#10
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... So ejaculation is good for your prostate, but is it unhealthy in excess?


You can't wank excessively.
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You can't wank excessively.

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I beg to differ.

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I beg to differ.




It's not because my balls look like dry grapes that I wank too much






















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Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

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