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An Indonesian villager had to be rushed to hospital after a horse bit off one of his testicles during a freak attack.

The 35-year-old man was unloading sand from a horse-drawn cart at a construction site in Sulawesi earlier this week when the attack occurred, Indonesia's state-run news agency Antara reported.

A witness said the animal suddenly lunged at the man, sinking its teeth into his crotch.

Shocked bystanders loaded the man into a car to take him to hospital, before one noticed a piece of flesh on the pavement.

"Luckily the horse did not chew up or swallow his testicle, but spit it onto the pavement," the bystander was quoted as saying.

"So I picked it up and brought it to the doctor at the hospital where the victim was being treated."

It was not know whether doctors attempted to sew it back on.

The 70-year-old owner of the horse, Budi, said the animal was trained but sometimes turned wild, and had bitten in the past.

We all know what he was really doing.
What does the pit think?

edit: oops here's the news report
http://au.news.yahoo.com/a/-/world/5386952/horse-bites-indon-mans-testicle/
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dam y didnt i think of that

does this mean there is a chance this man now cums blood?
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You know it's bad when even a hourse wont suck you off.
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#4
lol i heard a story back during thanksgiving about a guy who went to a party and got his nuts bitten by the party-throwers dog
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Ouch, that must have hurt.
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#7
Now that's what I call, horsing around!

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#8
That person that picked the testicle up is a hero. I would never have gotten within arms reach of it, let alone pick that thing up and take it to the hospital.

I hope that person was wearing gloves.

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#12
Sucks to be that guy.
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#13
Ouch.
Wow, that would of hurt. *cringes*


If I saw a testicle laying around, I wouldn't get within 10 metres of it, yet alone pick it up.
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#15
Ouch, that horse sounds nuts.
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"Luckily the horse did not chew up or swallow his testicle, but spit it onto the pavement," the bystander was quoted as saying.



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#19
I wonder why the guy wasn't fighting back. I guess he didn't have the balls to do it =/
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I wonder why the guy wasn't fighting back. I guess he didn't have the balls to do it =/


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Old news- I was there. Walked along that road just after it happened, I was tripping balls.
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#22
That horse sure had some balls......
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#23
poor guy
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Old news- I was there. Walked along that road just after it happened, I was tripping balls.

brilliant!

EDIT: I bet that took a chunk out of his ego.
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That horse likes balls. I guess you could call it a whorse.



I'm so sorry.

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#31
Wow. That shit is testicles.

Wait, what?
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That horse likes balls. I guess you could call it a whorse.



I'm so sorry.

that made my day
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#34
serves him right for trying to get a blowjob off a horse!
??? Fund: cba to keep up with it.
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that sucks man


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Wow, that blows.

And sucks.
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I guess this isn't the kind of situation where you could tell him to "grow a pair" .


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pun master?
that one was kind of weak compared to these others.
you better watch your back, young man..someone will steal your spotlight.


Yeah the good ones were taken.

That's what one gets for showing up late.


But I guess all the screaming he must've done after getting it bitten off gave him a really horse voice.
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Yeah the good ones were taken.

That's what one gets for showing up late.


But I guess all the screaming he must've done after getting it bitten off gave him a really horse voice.


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