#1
Who else loves doing this?!


What i mean is not wanking at all and holding your load for about a week . Then go meet up for sex and amaze your **** buddy with your jizz cannon. Personally i thinks it more rewarding for me and its gives me a goal. Plus it keeps me from wanking like every ten minutes. Were it gets hard (lol) is that you have to look at porn and get a boner for a good amount of time every day. Just don't shoot your load until int over some girl.

If you have not done this, try it. You would be surprised at how huge you loads get after a week.
#2
Sounds like an easy road towards prostate cancer.
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#3
im guessing by your nonsence post the only beaver you've seen is the one in your user name..

why dont you go have jizz contests with your boyfriend
#4
lmao i did that but i cummed half in my hand and slapped my girlfriend in the face hahahaha
#5
I don't measure my sexual prowess by sperm loads. I measure it by time. 37 seconds is the record, bitch.

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#6
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im guessing by your nonsence post the only beaver you've seen is the one in your user name..


It's from a Primus song, you musical failure.

Also, his post makes way more sense once you take 6th grade health class.

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I don't measure my sexual prowess by sperm loads. I measure it by time. 37 seconds is the record, bitch.


It's not so much "prowess" as it is "awesome."
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#7
I thought this thread would be about houdini's and angry pirates. Needless to say...


I am disappoint.
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