#2
What does this mean?
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#4
Bounty is a kitchen paper brand, they have changed their name to plenty.

Their TV ads also feature fully grown men cross dressing...
#6
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Bounty is a kitchen paper brand, they have changed their name to plenty.

Their TV ads also feature fully grown men cross dressing...

No that's the commercials for vacationing in Ireland

It is though, kind of stupid. All these things are changing their names or shutting down production or being sold to another company. I can't blame them if there's financial trouble, but honestly, why does anything like that have to change?

/afraidofchange
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#7
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It is though, kind of stupid. All these things are changing their names or shutting down production or being sold to another company. I can't blame them if there's financial trouble, but honestly, why does anything like that have to change?


Like that company that had Alice Cooper and Ringo Starr in an advert. They used to be called Norwich Union, forget what the new name is.

...

Well, that name change worked then
#10
I heard about this, thought they were talking about the chocolate bar though...
But if it's kitchen roll then I don't really care!
#11
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Like that company that had Alice Cooper and Ringo Starr in an advert. They used to be called Norwich Union, forget what the new name is.

...

Well, that name change worked then

Aviva, or something?
#12
Guys look over there, I think that is the world continuing on with their lives!!!
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#13
Oh, I thought Plenty was a different brand that...used the same packaging design as Bounty.

I didn't like it when they changed Opal Fruits to Starburst.
#14
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Oh, I thought Plenty was a different brand that...used the same packaging design as Bounty.

I didn't like it when they changed Opal Fruits to Starburst.


I still call them Opal Fruits to this day.
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#16
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Aviva, or something?


Pssh, that sounds like it could be a part of a woman's genitalia.

Great name change, guys
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#17
"Would "Walter Willis" get the leading man"

No. Probably get his head dunked down the bog though.
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#20
Quote by jimmy_neutron
Bounty is a kitchen paper brand, they have changed their name to plenty.

Their TV ads also feature fully grown men cross dressing...


yeah, really tough, manly men with stubble, 'cept in frocks and wigs.
it's just as weird as it sounds.
??? Fund: cba to keep up with it.
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#21
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I still call them Opal Fruits to this day.


Opal fruits FTW

yeah aviva is the name of the company, they bought Hibernian aswell AFAIK
#22
- "So lads and lasses. Sales of Bounty have fallen a touch, so what part of our image do you think we should change?

"Oh...the name definitely.."

"What about the fat cross dressing men in the adverts?"

"Why would we change that? And they are NOT fat, they are big boned..are you a racist or something?

"So the name then. Good idea, that is popular these days. There's that insurance company that used to be Norwich Union....they changed the name of Marathon too didn't they?. What name then. Something dynamic..something that says what we are about, yet creative?"

"I know. How about PLENTY?"

"Good idea...that sounds nothing like a coconut based chocolate bar and says everything about strong, absorbent kitchen roll"

"Nice one. Now...do you think we should use a baby in a suit, who appears to be the CEO of the company...in the adverts, or stick with the fat, pre-op tranny's?"

They shouldn't have called it bloody Bounty in the first place....Knobs.
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#23
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Guys look over there, I think that is the world continuing on with their lives!!!

Bullshit!
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#24
i thought bounty was a very nice chocolate bar...
maybe this is why they are changing the name of the kitchen rolls. if someone asked me to buy them a packet of bountys, i'd buy them chocolate.
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#25
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i thought bounty was a very nice chocolate bar...
maybe this is why they are changing the name of the kitchen rolls. if someone asked me to buy them a packet of bountys, i'd buy them chocolate.

this explains why I ate toilet paper while thinking it was chocolate.....won`t have that problem again
#26
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Pssh, that sounds like it could be a part of a woman's genitalia.

Great name change, guys


Haha! Aviva your beaver.
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He expected this.

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#27
Thats ****in ghey

Bounty was originally named after the British 18th century ship which was famous for its mutiny, due initially to an argument about coconuts. I loved that fact now this is b/s
#28
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Thats ****in ghey

Bounty was originally named after the British 18th century ship which was famous for its mutiny, due initially to an argument about coconuts. I loved that fact now this is b/s


Not the chocolate, the kitchen roll.

Our favourite, multi piece, chocolate covered coconut sweet, is safe.

What about the one with the monkey, who so excitedly exclaimed...

"We have changed the name to Choco Crispies...
I'd rather have a bowl of Choco Crispies"

To which every person in the whole world, instantaneous replied:

"Why the fack would you do that? You stupid facking monkey. Are you on crack?"

Choco Crispies, sounds like the Aldi version of Coco Pops...

"Ooh, can we please have that cheap imitation-sounding-cereal-please-mummy-please-please-please...."

Retards.
Last edited by Skeet UK at Mar 12, 2009,
#29
I was about to say Plenty doesn't sound like the taste of paradise, but the kitchen paper is another matter.
#30
I once begged my mum to get me some bounty when I was little so I could put water in it and hold it so none drips through like on the old advert. It broke straight away. I was truly disapoint.
wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

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