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#1
If you could have any type of surgery, for free and no risks involved, so you'd survive for sure, what would it be? Some plastic surgery, or perhaps surgery to treat a problem with you?

I'd go with a nipple reduction.
#6
I'd wait until I need a new liver
time machine. Inadvertently, I had created a
#7
Lasic eye correction. Those mornings when I was too tired to take my contacts out the night before and I wake up and can see are awesome. Until I blink and my contacts fall out...
#8
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Laser eye surgery.

Sick of not being able to see hot girls at the swimming pool.
I had that issue at the time capsule a few weeks ago, I was like "curse my ****ty eyes!".

However Laser eye surgery does nothing for me (astigmatism) and they were probably 90% jailbait anyway.
#12
id remove this bloody tail i have
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#13
i'd skin a human being and make a skin suit.
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#14
Full body transplant.
wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

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#15
place a pernament vibrator there to go off whenever i want
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#16
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I had that issue at the time capsule a few weeks ago, I was like "curse my ****ty eyes!".

However Laser eye surgery does nothing for me (astigmatism) and they were probably 90% jailbait anyway.

They're all fellow Uni students.

Legal.

In bikinis.

I could get prescription goggles I guess ...
#18
Um...I don't think I'd really want any surgery unless it was absolutely necessary...probably laser eye surgery, I would like to be able to see properly without needing glasses.
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#19
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a full lobotomy... i want to hold my own mutha****ing brain
Badass. I lol'd.

I'd probably go with laser eye surgery if there was a 100% chance of it being successful, I'm sick of contacts. Too much effort/emphasis on cleanliness for my liking.

I wouldn't have cosmetic surgery ever. The idea of getting anything implanted or getting sucked out just freaks the crap out of me. Seriously.
#21
lipo cause im 15 and weigh like 240 pounds,but what i lack in looks i make up for in good personality

oh and skin removal from excess skin afterwords cause thats just gross when you see that after people have weight reduction surgery
#22
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#23
id get these goddam freckles removed and get italian skin from a skin transplant
I lol'd you've been warned
#24
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Badass. I lol'd.

I'd probably go with laser eye surgery if there was a 100% chance of it being successful, I'm sick of contacts. Too much effort/emphasis on cleanliness for my liking.

I wouldn't have cosmetic surgery ever. The idea of getting anything implanted or getting sucked out just freaks the crap out of me. Seriously.
I saw this program on cosmetic surgery gone wrong

But then again... J-Lo booty... I wants it
#25
Ion cannon implants.
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#27
Quote by freedoms_stain
I saw this program on cosmetic surgery gone wrong

But then again... J-Lo booty... I wants it
Dare to dream.

I always end up watching those programmes. I don't know why. It's like I'm fascinated by the things that disgust me. My housemate and I always end up recoiling in shock. The worst was a show about 'designer vaginas'. I don't know why they put that shit on TV.
#28
Well, I've already had surgery for my sinuses and there's nothing else wrong with me or anything I'm unhappy with, so I suppose I'd tag some extra inches on my dick. Go from average to mondo.
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#29
I wanna be taller
Being 5' isn't so fun...
Her friends are gazing on her,
And on her gaudy bier,
And weep!-oh! to dishonor
Dead beauty with a tear!
They loved her for her wealth-
And they hated her for her pride-
But she grew in feeble health,
And they love her-that she died.
#30
Quote by darthteet
Ion cannon implants.

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#33
Quote by rigiddigits
Dare to dream.

I always end up watching those programmes. I don't know why. It's like I'm fascinated by the things that disgust me. My housemate and I always end up recoiling in shock. The worst was a show about 'designer vaginas'. I don't know why they put that shit on TV.
Do they have brand names on?

Vagina: By Ralph Lauren
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I wanna be taller
Being 5' isn't so fun...
Neither is a few turns on the rack, might gain you an inch or 2 though.
#35
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she is so hot..id **** her a million times


oh wait..its a trap...
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Dude your leetness is maximum.
Seriously if you leave UG without becoming a mod, I will kill someone.
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#36
Laser eye surgery. Perfect vision sounds nice. However, if they came up with something to give me perfect hearing I would take that instead, because I have really not taken care of my ears.
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#37
=amazing FretMan]she is so hot..id **** her a million times
oh wait..its a trap...

id **** that until she was dissatisfied and wanted to stop....
probably 'bout ten seconds
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#38
Quote by tukk04
id **** that until she was dissatisfied and wanted to stop....
probably 'bout ten seconds


Ever wonder why she's in the "operation" thread? And why that guy you quoted said "it's a trap"? And the slightly pronounced lump in her throat?

...Dude, she used to be a dude, dude.
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#39
Quote by rigiddigits
Dare to dream.

I always end up watching those programmes. I don't know why. It's like I'm fascinated by the things that disgust me. My housemate and I always end up recoiling in shock. The worst was a show about 'designer vaginas'. I don't know why they put that shit on TV.



Oh, man, I saw some of that. I was cringing in horror when they showed the bits they'd cut off :|
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#40
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Ever wonder why she's in the "operation" thread? And why that guy you quoted said "it's a trap"? And the slightly pronounced lump in her throat?

...Dude, she used to be a dude, dude.



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