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#1
Okay pit give me your favourite quotes. No restrictions, most random ones you know.

"Speak softly and carry a big stick, and a hyena, a hyena would probably help too!"
---Some /b/tard that made a demotivational
YOU ARE NOW MANUALLY BREATHING!

Quote by Toxicity3431
Bro, you needs you a streetsweeper. Huntin and defense right there.

Quote by The.new.guy
You, sir, are good.
#2
¨I love sculptury... why else would we be here in the world if not to mold horses and stuff out of clay...¨

¨I wish people didn´t suck so bad so I could like more of them...¨
Quote by DaFizzle
Periods are only a myth made up by woman to have more things to cry about, its the same with birth pains. Because i imagine its like having a shite and i quite enjoy turding.


Quote by SoftParade1967
subway?
Quote by Exo M7
he needs a ride not a sandwich ****ing retard
#3
"I noticed you people aren't naked and fucking. That's a problem. If you're too intimidated or just too damn ugly to find a partner...do it yourself!" - Maynard James Keenan


"This sucks more than anything that has ever sucked before." - Butthead

Beavis: "Hey Butt-head, is it normal for the inside of your bunghole to itch?"
Butthead: "Beavis, it's not even normal to ask."


Beavis: "She doesn't wanna get up because she's got morning wood."
Butthead: "Uh... Beavis? I hope you were joking."
Beavis: "Uh... Oh yeah. That's pretty funny."
Butthead: "Dumbass!"


Butthead: "You didn't score."
Beavis: "Yeah, but I came close."
Butthead: "Yeah, but close only counts in horseshoes and like... lemonade."
Beavis: "What?"

i love those.
Sail upon the open skies
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#4
There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
#5
- I'll die when its time for me to die, so let me live my life, the way I want to

- Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens
sim simma

who got the keys to my beema
#6
heres an intelligent one:

"A formal education itself lays the basis for a mathematical proof of universal human ignorance: the finite capacity of the human brain divided by the infinite body of available knowledge ensures that all humans, myself included, know nothing. It is a mathematical fact that a finite number divided by infinity is simply zero. At least we're all in the same boat, even if it is sinking."
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Quote by Sublimical
There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.

I love you and was definitely going to post that!!!!
I want to work in revelations, not just spin silly tales for money.I want to fish as deep down as possible into my own subconscious in the belief that once that far down, everyone will understand because they are the same that far down.
#11
"If they take the ship, they'll rape us to death, eat our flesh, and sew our skins into their clothing. And if we're very, very lucky, they'll do it in that order."
#12
“I believe that everything happens for a reason. People change so that you can learn to let go. Things go wrong so that you can learn to appreciate them when they’re right. You believe less so that you eventually learn to trust no one but yourself. And sometimes, good things fall apart so that better things can fall together”
--Marilyn Monroe

"To me, there's nothing freer than a bird, you know, just flying wherever he wants to go. And, I don't know, that's what this country is all about, being free. I think everyone wants to be a free bird."
--Ronnie Van Zant

“You know, there's a million fine looking women in the world, dude. But they don't all bring you lasagna at work. Most of them just cheat on you.”
--Kevin Smith, Clerks

“It means that I, like God, do not play with dice and I don't believe in coincidences.”
--V, V for Vendetta

“…Bunch of savages in this town.”
--Randal Graves, Clerks

“...A building is a symbol, as is the act of destroying it. Symbols are given power by people. A symbol, in and of itself is powerless, but with enough people behind it, blowing up a building can change the world.”
--V, V for Vendetta

“While the truncheon may be used in lieu of conversation, words will always retain their power. Words offer the means to meaning, and for those who will listen, the enunciation of truth.”
--V, V for Vendetta

“Artists use lies to tell the truth, while politicians use them to cover the truth up.”
--V for Vendetta

It often takes a thousand words,
Soft-spoken everyday,
Just to bury the three or four,
We didn’t mean to say.
I’m sorry.
--Anonymous

“A guy walks up to me and asks 'What's Punk?'. So I kick over a garbage can and say 'That's punk!' So he kicks over the garbage can and says 'That's Punk?', and I say 'No that's trendy!"
--Anonymous

''Birds...scream at the top of their lungs in horrified hellish rage every morning at daybreak to warn us all of the truth...but sadly we don't speak bird.''
--Kurt Cobain

"Look up at me, you'll see a God. Look down on me, you'll see nothing. Look straight at me, you'll see yourself."
--Charles Manson

"This is not rocket science. Instead of spending all this money litigating against kids who are the people they're trying to sell things to in the first place, they have to learn how to effectively use the Internet. For the artists, my ass... I didn't ask them to protect me, and I don't want their protection."
--David Draiman

“Just because you’re paranoid, that doesn’t mean they’re not after you.”
--Kurt Cobain, Territorial Pissings

"When the power of love overcomes the love of power, the world will know peace."
--Jimi Hendrix

"We've got a form of brainwashing going on in our country... Do you know how they brainwash people? They repeat something over and over. And that's what we do in this country. Owning things is good. More money is good. More property is good. More commercialism is good. More is good. More is good. We repeat it- and have it repeated to us- over and over until nobody bothers to even think otherwise. The average person is so fogged up by all this; he has no perspective on what's really important anymore."
--Morrie, Tuesdays with Morrie

"There's a big confusion in this country over what we want versus what we need... You need food, you WANT a chocolate sundae... you don't NEED the latest sports car, you don't NEED the biggest house."
--Morrie, Tuesdays with Morrie
Quote by Ylasto
R.I.P Ean.

Are there any other members of Lynyrd Skynyrd who are dead?
#13
'Snooping as usual, I see'

-Adventures Of Sonic The Hedgehog. 1993 was successful.
.ǝɹoɟǝq sıɥʇ uǝǝs ǝʌ,noʎ ǝɹns ʎʇʇǝɹd ɯ,ı

Voice of the Soul Cover, 5 Stars

Quote by Macabre_Turtle
Your sig just made my eyes flip part of your post upside down. Jesus.


Quote by DewdPerson
This man speaks truth.
#15
"It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt." - Mark Twain

"The day after tomorrow is the first day of the rest of your life - that way you've always got a couple of days in hand." - Bill Bailey
[quote="'[x"]Huffy[x]']^ This man knows everything.

Seriously, don't even try and question him, he'll rip your face off with his awesomeness alone.
Quote by Kumanji
@ yet another win post from Vince. Kudos to you, sir.
#17
"Never try to argue with retards, they'll drag you down to their level and win on experience"

Don't know about the retards part but it's pretty damn true.
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
#18
"You look like someone ****ed you up with a coffee pot!" - Saul, Pineapple Express
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"World war 3 will be fought with nuclear warfare, world war 4 will be fought with sticks and stones" - I dont know.

"Without peace is the apocolypse as we know it." -Jordan Sconce
Marijuana is not a drug! its simply a plant
#21
"I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception." - Groucho Marx

"We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars." - Oscar Wilde

"A critic is one that knows the way but can't drive the god damn car!" -Chuck D

"If you can't razzle them with dazzle, baffle them with bullshit." - WC Fields

"I don't drink water. Fish fuck in it." - WC Fields
[quote="'[x"]Huffy[x]']^ This man knows everything.

Seriously, don't even try and question him, he'll rip your face off with his awesomeness alone.
Quote by Kumanji
@ yet another win post from Vince. Kudos to you, sir.
#22
"You think a minor thing like the end of the world was going to do me in?"
-Sabin, FFVI
Quote by ozzyismetal
Neopowell, that's because you are a pumped-up sex offender.
Quote by Kensai
You're exactly the kind of person who'd have sex in a bar drunk
Quote by Zero-Hartman
You're a terrible, terrible man. This is a new middle for you.

I write things. You can read them.Essay on UK student riots
#23
"hakuna matata"
Scar tissue that I wish you saw
Sarcastic mister know it all
Close your eyes and I'll kiss you cause
With the birds I'll share
This lonely view
#24
Quote by Gee-tar-eist
"World war 3 will be fought with nuclear warfare, world war 4 will be fought with sticks and stones" - I dont know.


I thought the real quote was by Einstein and it went, "I know naught what weapons World War III will be fought with but I know World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones."
My Rig:
Ibanez RVX 220DX
Vox Valvetronix 30watt
#25
Quote by Gee-tar-eist
"World war 3 will be fought with nuclear warfare, world war 4 will be fought with sticks and stones" - I dont know.

"Without peace is the apocolypse as we know it." -Jordan Sconce

einstein me thinks

edit: damn you!
RIP Bernie Mac
RIP Michael Jackson

FUCK YOU DIME!

Quote by Cobain_Is_King
Get 'Cliff is Angry. So so angry' on your ass.

Edit: Then take pictures and send me them.



Genetically engineered and raised by wolverines DAVE MUSTAINE...
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"Give a man on fire and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life." -- Unknown

"You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him a Mercedes." -- Some guy posted it in an internet forum

"A dreamcatcher works, if your dream is to be gay." -- Demetri Martin

"Every fight is a food fight when you’re a cannibal." -- Demetri Martin

"I think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades...or a game of fake heart attack." -- Demetri Martin

"If it's sent by ship then it's a cargo, if it's sent by road then it's a shipment." -- Dave Allen

"I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar." -- Unknown
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And his hands would plait the priest's entrails, for want of a rope, to strangle kings. - Denis Diderot

My concern is neither the divine nor the human, not the true, good, just, free, but solely what is mine, and it is not a general one. - Max Stirner

I suspect that you would rather not hear these details, but you must learn them, else I would spare you the relation. God knows I wish I could be spared the telling. - Robert Chambers

Most people are fools, most authority is malignant, God does not exist, and everything is wrong. - Ted Nelson
How I wish, how I wish
That the world, that the world
Had just one
THROAT
And my fingers were around it


Literature thread
#28
A man is a success if he wakes up in the morning and goes to bed at night, and in between does what he wants to do - Idk i think Bob Dylan?
In diesem Herz hab ich die Macht.

Gear:
Fender MIM HSS Strat (Wine Red)
VOX Valvetronix VT20+
Kay K390 Acoustic
#29
i did this forever ago-_- SEARCH BAR!
Ibanez sz720fm,Ibbly RG350DX, Custom Tele-> Dunlop 535Q->RAT Pro co II-> Ibanez Fuzz->Marshall Haze 40.
Tascam US-800 and a hand full of Mics into Nedundo 4

my music, new recording on the way in 2014

[B]insert witty italicized quote here
#30
"If you're frightened of dying, and you're holding on, you'll see devils tearing your life away. If you've made your peace, then the devils are really angels, freeing you from the Earth."
From the movie Jacob's Ladder.


Kinda meaningless outside of the movie's context, but cool nonetheless.
#32
repression only works to strengthen and unite the oppressed - Grapes of Wrath

"Ma, whenever ya see a cop beatin' a guy
Wherever a hungry new born baby cries
Where ever there's a fight against the blood and hatred in the air
Look for me ma' I'll be there, Wherever somebodies stuglin' for a place to stand For a decent job or a helpin' hand, Wherever somebody is strugglin' to be free
Look in their eyes ma,
You'll see me! - ghost of tom joad RATM

shackle your mind and you're left on the cross, when ignorance reigns life is lost- township rebellion RATM

when all world's hell, a terror era comin through, but this little brother's watchin you to - voice of the voiceless RATM

terror's the product you push, well im a truth addict, ahh **** i got a headrush - vietnow RATM

hungry people dont stay hungry for long, the get hope from fire and the smoke as they reach for the dawn - new millennium homes RATM
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fourteen?
For Christ sake she probably couldn't get to the center of a Tootsie Pop let alone suck your **** properly. Just get someone your own age you tosser.
#33
Favourite quote?

Fuck off.

You quote a quotation.
Quote by HunterRiggs10
Your post completes me.

Quote by mrwaffles
I think you've won this thread.

Quote by freedoms_stain
darthteet just scored big on the win scale.
#34
"Shutup and eat your pie Brandon..."
"It's watering outside...wait I mean raining"
"Nothing is forever, Nothing is Final, No one is real"
"I'd rather have people hate me for who I am then have people love me for who I'm not"
the thing in my sig and a few more i'm too lazy to type out
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"If ye love wealth better than liberty, the tranquility of servitude than the animated contest of freedom — go home from us in peace. We ask not your counsels or arms. Crouch down and lick the hands which feed you. May your chains sit lightly upon you, and may posterity forget that you were our countrymen!" -Samuel Adams
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I love taking a nice dip of some horse shit, so good.
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"So that is what hell is. I would never have believed it. You remember: the fire and brimstone, the torture. Ah! the farce. There is no need for torture: hell is other people." - Jean-Paul Sartre

"The last capitalist we hang shall be the one who sold us the rope" - Karl Marx

"The advantage of a bad memory is that one enjoys several times the same good things for the first time." - Friedrich Nietzsche

"I have been through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened." - Mark Twain

"There are no absolute rules of conduct, either in peace or war. Everything depends on circumstances." - Leon Trotsky
#38
"Is it dreams that make us real?"
-Claudio Sanchez, Junesong Provision

"This city will one day plead for help and I will whisper, 'No.'"
-Rorschach, The Watchmen

"I find it hard, it's hard to find. Oh well, whatever, nevermind."
Kurt Cobain, Smells Like Teen Spirit
Eternity isn't long
If all you so is sleep
And forever is just a little while
If all you do is dream.




All Alone is All we Are
#39
Of course it is exhausting, having to reason all the time in a universe which wasn't meant to be reasonable.
~Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
#40
“Who says I am not under the special protection of God?”
Adolf Hitler

lol just a ironic quote, and only one i know off hand
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