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#1
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You fill in the blank. Knock yourself out.
"Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did so. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover." -Mark Twain
#2
Quote by scottroweso
Knocking one out.

success is ^


its how I read it..
"You're a twat!"- That dude in morrisons

"You Ugly git!" - That girl in the restaurant

"You Were a Mistake!" - Mum

just a few of my fans..



#3
The opposite of this thread.
Quote by JezuzFingerz
Oh i lol'd quite a lot. Internets to you Normul. Normul you are the funniest man on all the internets. I would gladly make dirty lovin' to Normul all night long. Normul is the reason I breath. Normul
#6
In Soviet Russia, success blanks you!
Quote by captaincrunk
You are a slave who is looking for a master, and I hope he beats you.

Quote by rmr024
Toaster ovens are fucking amazing, I don't really see where you were going with that...
#9
Success is like me in bed - 15 minutes in the spotlight.
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#10
a poker hand.
If you aint got it, fake it.

Quote by Karl Pilkington
Jellyfish are 97% water or something, so how much are they doing? Just give them another 3% and make them water. It's more useful."
#12
Quote by Kensai
Success is like me in bed - 15 minutes in the spotlight.



And then the house burns down.
Sail upon the open skies
#13
Success is like succeeding at your goals.
Scar tissue that I wish you saw
Sarcastic mister know it all
Close your eyes and I'll kiss you cause
With the birds I'll share
This lonely view
#16
...knocking yourself out.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/LYZyCdp.gif[/img]


Quote by CrossBack7
Momie's like not even a real person, just an asian, lesbian spirit.
#17
Quote by angusfan16
Success is like lemonade.


It's fucking great.

i am disappoint of your lack of banana bread. promote dammit!
#18
Quote by loudog93
i am disappoint of your lack of banana bread. promote dammit!



Haven't you seen my sig? It practically blinds the entire thread!
Sail upon the open skies
#19
being the owner of the company that makes rape whistles and even though you started the company with good intentions trying to reduce the rate of rape now you don't want to reduce it at all because if the rape rate declines you'll see an equal decline in whistle sales.
Without rapists who's going to buy your whistles?


Bo Burnham FTW
"Why should we subsidise intellectual curiosity?"
-Ronald Reagan

"Knowledge is in every country the surest basis of public happiness."
-George Washington
#21
Quote by Ur all $h1t
being the owner of the company that makes rape whistles and even though you started the company with good intentions trying to reduce the rate of rape now you don't want to reduce it at all because if the rape rate declines you'll see an equal decline in whistle sales.
Without rapists who's going to buy your whistles?


Bo Burnham FTW



Chubby college chicks that will never need them.
Quote by captaincrunk
You are a slave who is looking for a master, and I hope he beats you.

Quote by rmr024
Toaster ovens are fucking amazing, I don't really see where you were going with that...
#22
Quote by angusfan16
Haven't you seen my sig? It practically blinds the entire thread!

your right man. lets go do something awesome.
#24
Success should be eclectic.
Originally posted by baddewd
^Loser.



baddewd's talking about me!
#25
:P friday at school where me and my friends get al our (sometimes) **** notes back and ****in laugh at it cause its weekend and then we go and eat turkish pizza at some guys little stand
and then at home i go watch cartoons for 2.5 hours straight on regular programming (a 2.5 cartoon marathon friday is succes in a big matter)

so friday is succes ^^
Bong Rips
& Bong Rips
& Bong Rips
& Bong Rips
#27
Quote by Lobyte
:P friday at school where me and my friends get al our (sometimes) **** notes back and ****in laugh at it cause its weekend and then we go and eat turkish pizza at some guys little stand
and then at home i go watch cartoons for 2.5 hours straight on regular programming (a 2.5 cartoon marathon friday is succes in a big matter)

so friday is succes ^^


Riddalin bud.
#28
Quote by joshua122593
Success is like...


fapping?

only if you cum blood
Scar tissue that I wish you saw
Sarcastic mister know it all
Close your eyes and I'll kiss you cause
With the birds I'll share
This lonely view
#29
Quote by Kensai
Success is like me in bed - 1 minute in the spotlight.


Fixed.

I do believe you put a few too many numbers in there.
Quote by 20cdndollars
You are god, floppypick



Floppydick


If that's how you read my name, leave a message saying so on my profile
#31
Success is like a boner,

if you abuse it, you've got a big mess on your hands.
Eternity isn't long
If all you so is sleep
And forever is just a little while
If all you do is dream.




All Alone is All we Are
#32
Success is like masturbating over your sister, it feels good but you know you shouldn't do it.
Quote by Monolith295
Tobysaurus is one sexy man.

Quote by Kensai
I think I love you Tobysaurus!

Quote by CFH82
God damn, you've given me a boner Toby!
#33
success is like... to hell if i would know.
Quote by illuminatiano
do not go on guitar forums

there are drugs there

( and ololol there are )
#34
Quote by loudog93
i am disappoint of your lack of banana bread. promote dammit!


I had a banana nut muffin today. It basically was success
#35
Success Is Like reaching an orgasm and not feeling slightly dirty afterwards.
#36
A box of chocolates...
Quote by SlackerBabbath

I also have hairy butt cheeks, I once shaved a letter 'W' on each cheek, so that when I bent over it spelled WoW.

warning, some of the contents of this post may not necessarily be completely true.
#38
Quote by floppypick
Fixed.

I do believe you put a few too many numbers in there.

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#39
The feeling you get after a MAMOUTH Sh1t
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MUSE
Quote by protest000
Quote by gillehy
Anyone agree there or am i on my own?
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#40
Success is like the sky.

Out of reach.
Quote by offspring_punk
9/10 Bobo Jenkins just sounds godly in general. I think I'll name my firstborn child that. Male or female.
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