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#4
Its possible, with fresh semen and a "ready" girl, it can be done. But with out the ready girl there is no way.

Except in the case of the virgin mary.


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#5
artificial insemination...no intercourse. so yea, she's still a virgin.

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#7
your a virgin aren't you?

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That'd take some good aim.

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#10
You touch your ****, get some pre-cum on your fingers, and finger her.
Boom. Baby time.
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#15
Quote by The_Paranoia
I mean, if she liked pulled it open and you had some epic aim I guess its possible....
You could put your dick right next to her vagina and not put it in. You wouldn't need an amazing aim for that.
#16
Well you see the bomber squadron was making a bombing run on the townspeople but the general told them to abort the mission, alas, it was too late, the bombs were dropped, but not all of them, however some of them hit city hall and caused mass destruction, the squadron got out of there and the mission was over, but in the end the village was still destroyed.

Bomber Squadron = Dick
Bombs = Sperm
Townspeople = Eggs
City Hall = The egg that gets fertilized
General = Guy, because the cause said she didn't want to go all the way.
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#17
GREAT POST

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Well you see the bomber squadron was making a bombing run on the townspeople but the general told them to abort the mission, alas, it was too late, the bombs were dropped, but not all of them, however some of them hit city hall and caused mass destruction, the squadron got out of there and the mission was over, but in the end the village was still destroyed.


#20
the sperm can still enter the vagina if it's at lease on the opening, not necessarily in it. sperm can live a good while after exiting the body
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#21
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You could put your dick right next to her vagina and not put it in. You wouldn't need an amazing aim for that.

Suppose you drank 10 gallons of water that week and didn't masturbate all year, the load would give some kick.

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#25
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What about anally? Would she still be considered a virgin?


I'm perrty sure that anal sex still keeps the female's virginity
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#29
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What about anally? Would she still be considered a virgin?

you cant get pregnant that way
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I'm perrty sure that anal sex still keeps the female's virginity



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#35
Quote by Samdunhamss
the sperm can still enter the vagina if it's at lease on the opening, not necessarily in it. sperm can live a good while after exiting the body

No, actually it dies pretty fast. It even has a short life span in the vagina.
#38
Quote by ARCtrooper225
This is not meant to be a religious thread at all. I was just wondering would a virgin birth actually be possible? Like if a man blew his load on a girl's vagina or something similar without any intercourse?


i assume it would be possible with artificial assimilation(think thats the word)
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#40
they actually talked about this on "house". Apparently its happened in mammals before where there's a mutation that triggers the egg to duplicate on its own. They've theorized it could happen in humans it's just never been documented happening before.
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