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okay so i have a 2 dogs. One of them is in heat and the other is her son. We don't have him fixed so he is going CRAZY right now. he sits up and barks non stop all damn night. does anybody know of anything i can give him that will not hurt him, but will help him to sleep, which helps me to sleep?
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#3
Keep him away from his mom, otherwise he'll have a son/brother.
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#7
you know, you could get him fixed...
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Keep him away from his mom, otherwise he'll have a son/brother.


yes, which is why he is going crazy. guess i didn't state that. we lock him in a kennel while his mom bangs a dog that was studded out to us on the other side of the house.
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him -> outside

her -> inside


it should help some.


it's winter man.

we would get him fixed, but his a ****ing beautiful dog and we want to breed him once he reaches adulthood.
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Fap.

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#15
get any balloons, put the dog near the balloons, the dog will hump the balloon. It might pop.
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#20
Have a smell in the part of the house that overpowers her smell? Glade plug ins?
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#22
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Let nature take it's course, it could be kinda hot.


Get the cat involved too.
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yes, which is why he is going crazy. guess i didn't state that. we lock him in a kennel while his mom bangs a dog that was studded out to us on the other side of the house.

you should film that and put it on here to let us study a dogs natural habitat.
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Have a smell in the part of the house that overpowers her smell? Glade plug ins?



Or man-penis

i hear it smells different than Dog-penis
#27
incest is wincest, if you wanna breed him anyway..... how do you think purebreeds are made?
#29
do the smell thing that scott suggested and put the dogs in rooms with clsoed doors on opposite sides of the house.
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Get the cat involved too.



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#31
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i think that's a fake gun. The orange tip gave it away, along with the shotgun shells with no shot in them.

I'm going to look up the benadryl (sp?) idea. I want to make sure it won't hurt him in any way.
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i think that's a fake gun. The orange tip gave it away, along with the shotgun shells with no shot in them.

I'm going to look up the benadryl (sp?) idea. I want to make sure it won't hurt him in any way.


My bad


#34
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My bad




That thar is a nice gun

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My bad




sad thing is, my 17 year old friend bought that SAME exact nerf gun a few weeks ago...
#36
Usually if you have a male and female dog, it's best for one of them to stay somewhere else whilst the female is in season. My old dogs, Jess and Todd, went nuts when Jess had her first season (we got her fixed after that), and we had to shut Jess outside and Todd inside.

I have Ted and Dora now, and Dora is going to have her first season in a few months, so Ted is going to go stay with friends whilst she's on heat Much easier that way.
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Bang the dog.
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okay so i have a 2 dogs. One of them is in heat and the other is her son. We don't have him fixed so he is going CRAZY right now. he sits up and barks non stop all damn night. does anybody know of anything i can give him that will not hurt him, but will help him to sleep, which helps me to sleep?

Dude, are there any dog parks nearby where you live? If not, just look it up for one in your city, and take your dogs there one day. Seriously, that's what most people do lol.

Last time I took my dog to a dog park, she got pwned by like 5 males, but luckily she was always spayed by that time.
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#40
Ever read Ol' Yeller?

It's the only way
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